Munger

Describes friends who make you laugh, hug you when you cry and don't judge you because you pepper EVERY conversation/situation with "innuendo"!

The closest of all of your friends, your absolute "besties".

I'm lucky to have the support of my MUNGER when things get rough.

by MaggiMaeNot September 24, 2017

Cock Mungler

A cock mungler is a real jackass.
To mungle someones cock is to do something that just destroys them, like in a game.
To get your cock mungled would be to get destroyed, like in a game.
You may have to use various objects to mungle somones cock.
Like a gold fish, a packet of crayons a bucket of vasiline and a zippo lighter.
A true cock mungler can mungle someones cock with his barehands.

Dude I think that guy just mungled my cock!
Wow that guy is a total cock mungler.
Man I just mungled that guys cock.

by Funny Joe. December 5, 2007

cotton headed ninny mugger

(Noun) Elf that is bad at making toys and or other elf qualities.

I can't make that many toys! Face it, I'm a cotton headed ninny mugger

by Sarah and Molly August 4, 2008

Minge Munger

Someone who searches for the female genitalia in hope of oral sex, or sex itself

Jonny had become a bit of a minge munger

by Helen Brodie January 11, 2008

tit munger

someone who chops off girls titties and sells them at the market

tit munger: get your fresh tits
Sane person: *calls police*

by Robin February 6, 2005

The Munger

When going down on a girl have a friend hide in a closet. At the appropriate moment your friend will come out from his hiding place, take a flying leep, and land directly on the girl's stomach. The result is her ovaries contract shooting all her eggs into your mouth.

Ex. 1 - "What a heinous bitch. Someone should give her The Munger to insure that she never breeds."

Ex. 2 - "No thanks, not even the slightest bit peckish, had a Munger before I came over."

Ex. 3 - "I have performed more Mungers then I can count. They call me Mung the Merciless around here."

by Jay Yei January 10, 2006

Mungers

Australian slang for food you eat while you are drunk. Usually kebabs, pizza or maccas.

Mungers?

by Mung mungus November 12, 2017