A skanky greasy mother who neglects her children by not making them proper meals and does the least possible so she doesnt get shut down by the NSPCC.
Jessica: What has your mum got you for lunch today Nyah?
Nyah: Left over KFC popcorn chicken from last night after my mum had been out on the lash! She's such a scummy mummy!
Nyah: Left over KFC popcorn chicken from last night after my mum had been out on the lash! She's such a scummy mummy!
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The fry that falls in between the seats. You find it months later and it is a shriveled up version of its former self.
Jennifer: Eww! Look at this old fry I found when I was cleaning under the seats of my Benz!
Nicole: That's a perfect example of a mummy fry!
Nicole: That's a perfect example of a mummy fry!
by NicoleLF July 29, 2007
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Get the mursyidah mug.A Broad who hangs off you like a leech searching desparately for play and once she gets it she drops u like 2nd period french
by Jay North June 24, 2006
Get the swamp mummy mug.Non existent ideal. The term embodies the unrealistic expectations of magazines/society/men when it comes to mothers. Magical Mummy can cook, clean, do arts and crafts with the kiddies, sew, wash, walk the dog and fuck like a pornstar without even ruffling her perfect hair. She is never to be found languishing on the sofa whilst the kids run riot, nor does she drink wine and sob in the evenings, looking at the pile of ironing and wondering what the fuck happened to her life.
Most men will claim to their wives (in a foolish attempt to create their prefect world) that their own mothers attained Magical Mummy status.
Most men will claim to their wives (in a foolish attempt to create their prefect world) that their own mothers attained Magical Mummy status.
"He asked me why I hadn't been able to iron his uniform as well as make the dinner and clean the kitchen. As if I'm some kind of Magical Mummy!"
"I told him to piss off to his Magical Mummy, and let her run around like a twat for him"
"Make your own dinner, I'm busy doing this! I'm not your Magical Mummy!"
"I told him to piss off to his Magical Mummy, and let her run around like a twat for him"
"Make your own dinner, I'm busy doing this! I'm not your Magical Mummy!"
by MagickDio February 5, 2010
Get the Magical Mummy mug.An insult that’s used in England to assault ones mum, other variations of this insult exist except with other household machinery or equipment such as,” Your Mums a dishwasher!”
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