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Mummy Pig

The mother of the War beserker Peppa and is a fat whore who cheats on Daddy pig and won’t stop fucking Grandpa Rabbit
On Netflix it said props was the Great War experience where peppa and her family go through rough times .Mummy Pig is a fat bitch
by ElliotBeavan May 28, 2020
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Mummy's Revenge

When a man wraps his penis in toilet paper and has sex with a woman on her period.
"Guy 1: Hey my girlfriends on her period but I still want to have sex with her!

Guy 2: Just wrap your dick in toilet paper but beware the Mummy's revenge!!

Guy 1: Dam, I'm out of Charmin!"
by Mr. TG October 24, 2009
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Mummy Dick

7-11 or a convenience store hot dog. Which has been cooking for so long it now resembles a mummy dick.
by Indiequeen13 June 10, 2016
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Mummy Knows

A spooky occurance where a mother has the ability to know what her children are thinking, feeling and what they have done.
I told you mummy knows!!!!
by Emily R G August 19, 2008
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Mummy Mask

To ejaculate in a girls face with the intention of temporarily blinding her. When she gets up to feel around the room for a towel, you throw toilet paper in her face, making her resemble a mummy.
Friend A: Dude, did I see a mummy walk out of your room last night?

Friend B: No, that was just Sarah, I mummy masked her.
by Benny Peme* February 25, 2011
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mummy tummy

The stomach a future mom gets when she's pregnant. Usually used when trying to decide if a woman is pregnant or not.
1. James: Hey Bill, Did You See Cathy?

Bill: Yeah She Got Big Didn't She?

James: Naw I Think That's A Mummy Tummy

2. "Excuse me, are you fat or is that just a mummy tummy?"
by The Groove DJ March 14, 2011
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Mummy Minute

Length of time taken by a woman to complete a seemingly simple task when others are waiting.

Inability of some women to forecast time taken to complete a task such as a loo break.
When a family is preparing to leave the house, and father and children are ready to leave, Mother isn't.

"I'll just be a minute..." she says. After a considerable wait, father will mutter, "A Mummy Minute".
by Julia Dream May 25, 2011
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