Mummy Dust 

Really terrible dried up marijuana....so dry and brown that not only will you most likely not get high, but you will most likely get sick (if you don't get sick from smoking it, you will get sick from the sight of it). Stoners know that you go to great lengths to smoke, and will smoke almost anything, but mummy dust is just so bad and not worth it. By the time you light the blunt, the weed has already disappeared.

Guy 1- "Yo man you got any of that weed left?"
Guy 2- "Yea i got like an 1/8th of mummy dust left"
Guy 1- "Fuck that man I don't wanna get high anymore"

Mummy Dust by Smoke Trees Everyday November 8, 2009

mummy sex 

wrapping one's self and one's partner in gauze bandages or toilet paper from head to toe with only the eyes and genitals exposed. And performing intercourse, mummy style.

(1) After Gina's boyfriend doused her with gasoline and landed her in the burn ward, Frank wrapped himself with toilet paper and treated her to some mummy sex.

(2)
The Rock: "Damn Rachael Weisz, you're hot"
Rachael Weisz: "Shit, we're fresh out of toilet paper. But, I really want to have mummy sex"

mummy sex by Spencer Treat Clark December 13, 2008

mummy boy 

A little baby boy who sleeps on his mummy bed

look at my mummy boy over there on his mummy bed

mummy boy by beforemoney August 21, 2017

mummy ducky 

a non-rude word replacement for mother fucker.

"God hes being such a mummy ducky!"
"Don't be a mummy ducky!"

mummy ducky by LouiseMay December 26, 2008

Mummy Sacrification 

To kill an already dead person by wrapping them in toilet paper

My friend was part of a mummy sacrification because he deserved it.

Mummy Sacrification by Roaxxane November 9, 2019

mummy poo

when a mother poos out of her ear right into her childs nose and then the child is aroused by the poo, the child then farts into the mothers mouth then causing her to lick her child all over!!

Omg.the other day my boyfriend/girlfriend did a mummy poo to me..it was sooo hot!

mummy poo by kyah and holly July 6, 2008

mummy daddy button 

Commonly known as the belly button, mentioned in the austin power movie

'oooooooooohhh, right in the mummy daddy button'

mummy daddy button by Jesus June 18, 2005