Multitasking

Screwing up several things at once.

Why is an example required? I think the definition was pretty self-explanatory, yes?

This was written while multitasking

by .fez May 17, 2018

multitaskious

An item that can be used to multitask with.

A way to discipe a person that has great multitasking skills.

Them needle nose pliers are multitaskious.
"That guy Ed is multitaskious."

by Dream Oner February 16, 2019

Multitasking

Performing many tasks at once, yet none very well. This term first saw use during The Great MBA Cock-Up of the 1980s and 1990s during which middle management worldwide became flooded with new, yet wholly clueless and ill trained, apprentice managers. These MBAs were stamped out as though by an ill-formed factory cookie cutter creating the same bad shape by the tens of thousands. It has gained further use to explain poor performance in nearly every human endeavor possible, from parenting to rocket science and brain surgery.

Anyone who claims they are "good" at multitasking is a damned liar.

by JCJollyRoger March 19, 2019

Multishine

When fox or flaco shines 3 or 4 times in a row

Im gonna multishine you blipblipblip

by Fuckdoubleshine October 13, 2019

Multitaskinater

One who is gifted enough to have the ability to (ie) roll a blunt ,text on his cell phone while weighing up a bag for a customer, while parralell parhking.

James:Damn Frank is always busy.

Charles: wouldnt matter anyways, that guys a multitaskinater! He's got this.

by Vicious spitz May 15, 2020

multitaskability

Verb; the past tense action of multi tasking.

Them: can I get food? I want a blt with fries.

Me: yeah, no lettuce or os like usual?

Them: os?

Me: yeah onions.

Them: right. I dont like onions.

Me: your order is done.

Them: how? We've been talking this whole time.

Me: multitaskability.

by Lord_Sondo November 20, 2020

multimasker

Someone who filters science through politics or their favorite media. Very judgmental, depending on your number of mask. Tend to lack independent thought due mask supplementation. Are also very obnoxious toward those who want to be left alone. Cannot discern science or aggregates for themselves, but often say "believe the science" . Most likely to wear mask while driving alone or in shower.

While jogging this multitasker CAME TOWARDS me to yell at me that I need to where my mask while drinking water.

I tried to explain covid statistics to this multimasker, but they told me to "shut up" and wished my family would die.

by Captain Condom February 7, 2021