Murkedd

Murkedd is a twitch streamer who is widely known for scamming people and getting scared. On his streams he loves to endulge in his favorite sweet, beanboozled beans, his favorite flavor is dead fish and liver and onions! He longs for the day he can get sponsored by his favorite sub shop Subway! In his free time he ruins motherboards and his face is so very kind. His favorite sound is asmr chewing and his favorite song is "guess what chicken butt." His stream is the only place you should use your twitch prime sub.

Hey, did you watch Murkedd last night? Someone dropped a hundred dollars and now hes playing jump king again!

Use your twitch prime at twitch.tv/murkedd

by lil_pop7 March 9, 2022

Jesse McKeddie

A miniscule man who complains about being short and always says he hasn't hit his growth spurt yet. His first girlfriend turned trans a year later and doesn't date men, also kissed them in a forest but will deny any knowledge of this

Person 1 "You see Jesse McKeddie i heard he said "" I pray to god that i grow 4 inches to be 6 foot""
Person 2 "what a weirdo

by LLeonard January 7, 2022

Movie You Could Watch Muted

A movie that has plenty of eye-candy to see, therefore worth watching without sound just to look at the good-looking people.

"Who's in that new movie coming out this weekend?"

"Ryan Reynold's, and the previews show him shirtless!"

"That's a movie you could watch muted!"

by Shmily51102 August 1, 2012

Makeda

A person that's best friends with Paris ;3;

"Makeda I'm ur Best friend ;3;"

by Mooimacowcuziam December 14, 2018

murked

to kill, or to murder someone

gangsta 1- hey shawty u hear bout that nigga Tarome

gangsta 2- hell yea my folk murked his ass last night

by Lil Tripp February 1, 2008

Magic Miked

When someone presses their bare ass against the first person who passes out at a party. Similar to "tea bagging" but with an ass.

"Dude, Anthony passed out early last night so Carlos dropped trow and Magic Miked him."

by Scootious March 13, 2016

murked ass hoe

a stoner chick, usually attractice, usually an absolute whore, doesn't mind getting on her knees. as long as she is super high, drunk, or a nice combination of the two. if all this shit results in her head over the toliet bowl, she doesn't care AS LONG AS SHE GETS MURKED.

boy: dude, she smoked so much, THAT BITCH IS MURKED.
other boy: hahaha, she's a murked ass hoe. she'll get down on you in a second!

by murkedasshoe October 8, 2009