muff monger

A term used to describe a man who attracts females and sleeps with them very frequently, another word for a man whore.

Girl: I slept with the Rick last night.

Girl 2: I got with him two nights ago.

Girl: What a muff monger!

by trinitronitron July 18, 2009

Muffable

Chick who is worthy of getting her pussy eaten out for hours

That chick is so fucking muffable

by TherealMuffMaster August 15, 2009

Muffgoose

It is an adjective that is used to describe anything or anyone that is insanely beastly, bones everything in their path, and doesn't have the word "lose" in their vocabulary. You must have really boned someone to have been called a Muffgoose.

Kid: YO MAN THAT KID IS MUFFGOOSE HE JUST KNOCKED OUT THAT CLOWN!

Kid 2: Yeah he seriously just boned him.

by sneakybuttcheeks123 March 18, 2010

Muff Corner

When a group of angry lesbians take over a corner or area of a club. With the specific aim of muffing it up.

Its like a Muller corner but with muff, hopefully no crunch maybe a bit of fruit and a lot of yoghurt.

Hannah: Check out the group in the corner dining on their lady cakes.

Tom: Oh my god!! Such a Muff Corner!

Frankie: What the Shell!!

by TSMC March 24, 2010

muff pat

a fleeting grope of the female genital area - a pat to the muff.

origin: an act performed by a male exotic dancer after showering in the middle of a nightclub primarily for those of a homosexual persuasion.

that was a nice shower, now where's Gill... that girl's gagging for a muff pat

by honeybear9001 July 19, 2010

muffcuff

The female noun/verb combo of the very popular "cockblock" or "cock block". A muffcuff occurs when a female is twarted from her goals or desires by someone else. The person doing the thwarting (aka the muffcuffer) could be a person, place or thing, or even a vague, abstract concept.

omg that ho totally just muffcuffed me when she showed her slutty cleavage to the bartender.

Why you always gotta be muffcuffing me?

Oh, snap! That muffcuff was hella harsh.

I'd much rather be a muffcuffer than a muffcuffee.

(archaic) Alas, thy wench muffcuffed me. In the 'morrow, I shall tell her to "get thee to a nunnery".

by eviljungleprincess August 19, 2010

muff smuggle

When a woman hides something in her vagina to transfer illegal goods to another place.

Mary Jane muff smuggled her weed when she flew from Seattle to Tucson.

by Masnatseoj March 16, 2012