miscarriage cannon

a direct uppercut to the lower uterus delivering a wave of immense trauma to the fetus' area of occupance in order to execute an abortion

I got my b**** prego so i gave her a miscarriage cannon

by Craig Lacourse January 2, 2009

La Moncada

A small town in the mexican state of Guanajuato. Population fluctuates between 5,000-6,000, due to its inhabitants migrating to the United States and then going back. The main destinations they migrate to in the United States are Dallas, Chicago, and San Francisco. Half of the towns men are drunks and the woman will do anything to get a guy that has money and/or is a United States citizen.

Juan: Dude, im driving to La Moncada tomorrow. Do you want to go?
Jose: That is a long ass drive from Dallas to La Moncada, but fuck it lets go.
Juan: im just going to get drunk and to get some girls.
Jose: Yeah, it will be fun.

by PUROGUANAJUATO December 17, 2012

mescaline laugh

loud laugh, with an evil and/or sarcastic essence.

He let aloud a mescaline laugh as a result of trippy evil thoughts!!!

by blazev1c January 11, 2009

chris moscato

Chris moscato king of the sloths, and fire king.

Chris Moscato walked into a pole

by Fireking1 November 28, 2013

miscalculated 69

Where you end up having sex because dopey fuckwits like yourself don't know that 6 and 9 are the opposite way around

I was born due to a miscalculated 69

by MacSki December 20, 2013

Miscarriage Mike

A terrible mistake or disaster

Omg I can’t believe she got rid of miscarriage mike

by Meme lords October 18, 2018

Miscarrage

The reason your child isn't born.

I just had a miscarrage. My child is dead

by Lil Kay... March 18, 2020