mormon

Those assholes that ring your doorbell asking to talk to you about their religion.

*knock knock*
*opens door*
"Hi we're mormon missionaries from LDS and we were wondering if you could take some time out of your day....."

*slam*

by Ironic12501 March 08, 2006

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Individual who believes that a narcissistic dude (me - Joseph Smith) found some golden plates passed straight from the heavens (hehe) which bore the words of god (hehe again). Mormons give lots of their earnings (>10%) to the "church" (cult organization), the men traditionally have many women (younger the better) for themselves (although the book of mormon has had to be re-written a few times to keep it just mildly less than ridiculous with each new generation – but there are still some die-hard fundamentalist mormons), and the boys have to abstain from the sexy during a (ideally) 2 year mission with a buddy in order to concentrate on pushing the cult's teachings (although this commonly leads to nothing more than 2 years of mental anguish, excessive masturbation and homosexual tendency) . After their mission the boys can then find their bride(s) online or from cousins and proceed to produce as many children as possible for further indoctrination and to eventually try to take over the world.

Wrap all of these beliefs in a fine package for any horny young man or heavily indoctrinated or disempowered young lady (neophyte nincompoops) and you are on your way to making a "mormon."

Too numerous to mention but check out any other sick cult that is either in existence or has came to pass: Jim Jones and "The People's Temple"(Jonestown), Scientology, Father Divine, David Koresh and the Branch Davidians, Charles Manson and "The Family," Marshall Herff Applewhite and Bonnie "Ti" Lu Trusdale Nettles' of Heaven's Gate, Jehovah's Witness... more coming to a town near you.

I am mormon, therefore I am moron.

Can't make normal out of mormon but you can make moron.

by Joseph Smith the cult leader September 19, 2006

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I happen to be a mormon only because my fuckin parents make me go to the church. i hate my religion

mormons suck

by Brett June 20, 2003

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(n) code name for security officer of all forms

I wanted to go stroodling, but the mormon was on patrol.

by stroodler December 04, 2009

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A cult formed by a bunch of guys who said "Dude, wouldn't it be cool if we could pass around each others daughters and hump them? Of course to do this correctly we would need multiple wives and encourage lots of child bearing so at least a few hot girls would come out of it. Oh yeah and we have to brainwash these chicks from birth that god says you have to marry and have sex with Uncle Phil"

This cult was literally so repulsive and dangerous that it was driven out of every community they tried to settle in until they had to go to the closest unsettled place that would take them (Utah)

For cult members the Mormon people sure seem real nice though

by snausages333 October 23, 2006

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