Mozzletoff

1. A name given to someone when one has mozzled someone's toff, in plain words, when someone has sexual relations with a Jew, but ONLY while being intoxicated. This certain situation involves anal intercourse and the Jew deficating on the mozzler's chest.

1. "Lastnight I drank WAY too much at a party and this morning I woke up a Mozzletoff. I hate Wodka. My chest is still brown."

2. "Fill up my cup, MOZZLETOFF!"

by MozzleToff Expert USA July 26, 2009

Mozzie

A tiny ant with a motorcycle helmet that has a sexual attraction to spiders, armed with a tiny ass AR, a shitty pistol and his almost never used drone hacking device, if you main mozzie, chances are that you are 8 years old

Guy 1: Goddammit, Mozzie stole my drone.
Guy 2:Chill out, he won't use it anyway

by Another fucking Fuze July 17, 2020

Mad Mozzarella

noun

1) Money or crazy chedda

Matt: Yo yo! I’m goin to tizzy to scroltch some go-go juice, full throttle. If you want me to snag you some 12 oz curls you gotta gimme that mad mozzarella.

by A. Quick December 9, 2008

Cop a Mozz

When you or a friend takes a mozzarella stick off someone else's plate without asking before hand. Usely happens when eating appetizers or when suffering from the munchies.

"Yo, dude, what are you doing?"
"relax man am just tryin to cop a mozz"

by Dr.MP5 February 27, 2009

Monzzy

When you come drunk the first day of school, after a holiday.

Oh, he did a Monzzy!

by Cobra12345 December 1, 2010

mozzarella slap

When one is eating a slice of cheese pizza and the cheese suddenly slaps you in the face.

Tiffany has cheese on her face from that mozzarella slap!

by xtremegirls August 3, 2011

Mozzarella Milk

The white liquid left over after you take the mozzarella log out of it's plastic covering.

"Ah man! I opened up the bag, and all the mozzarella milk spilled out!"

by Odysseus1 September 28, 2017