Ultimate Monte

The very essance of hippyness... This is the patchuli wearing... beard toting women, or men. These are the people that still burn their bra's on the barbecue and picket... even if it is only a rebellion of one.

Betsy had reached the ultimate monte when her leg hair was long enough to braid.

by Ktimothy September 4, 2008

charleston monte carlo

When your deployed to Afghanistan and someone on your team shits in your pillowcase.

Jason just left a Charleston monte carlo in Aaron's room.

by SENDMEHOMEALREADY April 12, 2016

Le'Monte

Used to describe a one of a kind, very attractive man that usually has traits that portray that of a Gemini.

Look at that Le'Monte, he could get it

by The 3D bandit March 10, 2012

joey monte

The coolest guy ever every girl wants him he ride motorcycles with his hades on and picks up females everyone wishes they were Joey Theres only one Joey and he lives in Rotterdam he has the sweetest personality and is caring and not afraid to meet people and talk to people

Joey monte so cool I wish he was my bf

by Blome2021 May 21, 2018

The Count of Monte Cristo

The name of the main character of Alexandre Dumas’ novel The Count of Monte Cristo. After being wrongfully accused of being a part of a Bonapartist plot, Edmond Dantes is thrown in prison. He then escapes prison and inherits his prison buddy’s wealth. He then assumes the pseudonym of the Count of Monte Cristo and enacts revenge on those who wronged him. Dumas’ novel is considered the pioneer of revenge stories.

My favorite character in The Count of Monte Cristo is the Count of Monte Cristo.

by Beanie ❤︎ November 6, 2022

El Monte

El Monte is a Mexican ghetto city with a very few amount of asians but El Monte is a very ghetto Mexican place.

"Foo that boy from el Monte he's from Flores!"

by Em.princess June 2, 2018

La Monte

A suck ass town in west central Missouri that is full of white trash, hicks, Mexicans, wiggers and wanna be rich kids. The athletes walk around the crappy, piss poor school as if they were shit, even though they loose the majority of their games and are the joke of the conference. All the girls are looser than a fat women who has gastric bypass surgery's jeans and are easy to get out their Hollister jeans.The guys are pussies who like they are pretend that they are gangsters.

Guy 1: Hey do we have a basketball game tonight?
Guy 2: Yea, its against La Monte
Guy 1: Oh we are going to win, they suck ass

by BA-ZEEEEERT January 28, 2006