Monke

A god among beings that can not be stopped and will take over the entire world and teach you the way of the monkeys you shall praise your god you useless fool

ALL HAIL MONKE

by Monke god May 19, 2021

Monke

Monke is a Monke who plays basket ball. Monke like Basket ball, or Monke stand tall with the basket ball.
Monke is a term used for idiots who dont know what they are saying.

-Saeeda

John: U just spent 200 dollars on a new set of airpods dude!

Kadir: Monke Ballin

Ayaan: Huh?

Zakaria: Monke Ballin

Ibrahim: huh?

Talha: Monke ballin

by SAEEDAAAAAAAA March 21, 2023

monk-monk

Slang for vagina

DAYUM, Christie needs to shave that monk-monk!

by Lanirova October 17, 2008

Monking

The practice where a venerated wise person or leader (female) is, upon their death, buired for exactly three days. At the end of the third day the body is excavated. Water is pumped into the body via the vagina, and then the juices are allowed to run back out, over the faces of those deemed fit to recieve them. It is thought that by this practice, the knowledge the deceased is passed on to the living.

Tends to be used as an insult - 'yeah, he probably goes monking in his spare time anyway.'

by pringleslid March 25, 2004

Monke

Reject humanity, return to monke

I am a monke

by Woodtaker December 23, 2020

Monke

An internet meme where a monkey is portrayed usually with the phrase "return to monke"

Reject humanity, return to monke

by 1212121217 December 29, 2020

Monked

Psuedonyms at: stoned and monged

Torbay, Devonshire, twang for the state of being under the influence of Ganja to the point of near-coma.

"I had 40 shotties last night. I was monked."

by Goodfoot April 9, 2004