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ass-faced monkey raper

Term used to describe an incompetent or negligent driver of motor vehicles other than the current driver's vehicle. May also be used in reference to any politician appearing on TV, in person or just all politicians in general.

(Usage is prominent amongst a select number of bald, overweight and apparently disgruntled white males in the midwestern US.)
"That ass-faced monkey raper just cut me off!!! Honey, please hand me the shotgun, if you please."

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"Bill Clinton is an ass-faced monkey raper!!!"

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"George W. Bush is an ass-faced monkey raper!!!"
by FunkPumpkin September 29, 2006
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Ass Turd Monkey Fucker

Tough titties; usually conjoined with an asshole who has a flat chested girlfriend
Hey Josh! Where is your "ass turd monkey fucker" today?

Josh: At home playing with her tough titties
by Chris isgay Davis January 3, 2009
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talk the ass off a brass monkey

somebody who talks a lot
LL: Did you ever hear that girl talk?
FF: Yea she can "talk the ass off a brass monkey".
by fuckmycock24 January 27, 2010
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monkeys ass

a circular bald spot on the top back part of mans head. similar to a monkeys ass "bald with hair around it".
dam that dude need to put a hat on. walking around with a monkeys ass on his head.
by bebbbbbbmmMbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb September 4, 2017
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the rock wipes a monkeys' ass with that excuse

expression used when someone gives a pitiful excuse for thier actions. Smell what I'm cooking?
The rock wipes a monkeys' ass with that excuse
by Gumba Gumba May 28, 2004
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Son of a Monkeys Ass

Another slang way to say "son of a gun" or "son of a bitch".
In most way, you'd be mad, or 'pissed' at something.
Also works as insults: "shut up you son of a monkeys ass"
Counterexample:
"Ah son of a bitch, theres a test today!"

Example:
"son of a monkeys ass, i forgot my essay!"
by Elliott.D July 6, 2009
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it's when you don't give a single fuck about what people tell you
' the black community doesn't claim you'
' I don't give a whoop monkeys ass about it'
by idgawmabi January 14, 2020
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