when you're surprised
by Seniorchineseman June 15, 2018
Get the ass monkeysmug. Something you should never, ever call a black person because they consider it racist (no matter how many white ass monkeys you've also called out).
Guy in hospital: "All I remember is Tyrone insulted my mamma so I called him an ass monkey, and then everything went dark and I woke up here."
by geek_nerd_69 October 28, 2020
Get the ass monkeymug. An individual so horrible at the video game: Destiny 2, that the only role they can secure in a multi-player activity is to kill weaker enemies inside of damage encounters.
by Jikinirdon June 2, 2024
Get the Ad-clear Ass-Monkeymug. 
by thee_faith July 14, 2025
Get the hot monkey ocean assmug.