Ankle Monitor

Ankle monitors are friggin’ BOMBS that explode once a criminal exits their house while on house arrest.

I once knew someone who was forced to wear one of those; thanks to that unstable ankle monitor, they were never seen again.

by JeffyFanatic5000 June 30, 2025

Black-Monitor Writing

Free-writing by turning off the monitor of the computer and typing your stream of consciousness in order to eliminate criticism as you write.

I'm black-monitor writing a paper for English class.

by Perspiciens April 1, 2009

Summit my monitor

Another way to say you will punch your monitor with increased force.

*Fails a challenge*
Me: I swear to god I will summit my monitor if I die one more time.

by NobleShyGuy June 27, 2019

Monitor Boy

A derogatory term insinuating that the employee doesn't make real decisions. Instead is a call and response cog in the corporate machine.

Shut up monitor boy.

You're not real you're just a monitor boy.

by DrMangles March 25, 2025

Swine Flu Monitor

The office bitch who practically forces co-workers to go home if they show the slightest bit of "illness".

Jimmy Joe finally went home after the Swine Flu Monitor harrassed him for an hour after he sneezed.

by idolatro15 September 28, 2009

hall monitor

someone who wont mind their own business

"Hey there, you really shouldn't jaywalk, it's not safe"
"Why don't you stop being such a hall monitor"

by sturgillJSimpson April 18, 2024

Monkey monitor

a person that observes and critiques the vaginal area of a female homo-sapien. then gives a report of their findings

The monkey monitor gave a fat ass report on those females in the club

by Dj Fish May 16, 2003