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Swine Flu Monitor

The office bitch who practically forces co-workers to go home if they show the slightest bit of "illness".
Jimmy Joe finally went home after the Swine Flu Monitor harrassed him for an hour after he sneezed.
by idolatro15 September 28, 2009
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Ankle Monitor

Ankle monitors are friggin’ BOMBS that explode once a criminal exits their house while on house arrest.
I once knew someone who was forced to wear one of those; thanks to that unstable ankle monitor, they were never seen again.
by JeffyFanatic5000 June 30, 2025
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Digital Monitoring

(1)the act of being in shit fear of the loss of tit, to the extent that one legislates secret organizations that become common knowledge but still retain the desirable anonymity to deeper scrutiny/scewtiny.

(2) the need to keep an unbelievable amount of focus on a guests hands due to their notoriety for palming collectibles, and pilfer-y.

(3) the act of looking back and forth between the screen and keyboard as a result of unprofessional typing skills.

(4) paranoia over the general public's private affairs, marked by the epic decision to appropriate through immoral yet legislated and legally sanctioned activities that include. the use of internet stalkery, facial-Geo-tracing , and by a considerable and unrealistic expense of public funds that must be borrowed. tactical proceedural planning with intent to procure home invasion skill and experience to cause discovery of peoples private affairs and produce, indite, to lengthy and ultimately ruining proceedings, that socially shame-rape individual people who might have acquired something or any quantity of possessions without subjecting themselves to 30 percent deprivation of award, for state funding , generate revenue and state-tistics that further the gravity of their paranoia.
(5) the collection of peoples private info and interests in the form of bytes on servers that no one realized were in Russia, by federal entities, and law enforcement of immoral appropriation tactics.
digital monitoring by the state has become the general form of government racketeering

-Man1- The drones have been circling today! We cant be doin this with the curtains open Man!

-Man2- "Shut the fuck up Dildoe that shit ai'nt real! why would they waist theyz gas when they watching you right now through my huge ass Samsung tv and your peter-beater? PPPPsh . brush up on digital monitoring ......your trippin Twerp load that fucker, and give me back my torch...
by docta-tweAKA the freedom seekA December 15, 2018
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Black-Monitor Writing

Free-writing by turning off the monitor of the computer and typing your stream of consciousness in order to eliminate criticism as you write.
by Perspiciens April 1, 2009
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Summit my monitor

Another way to say you will punch your monitor with increased force.
*Fails a challenge*
Me: I swear to god I will summit my monitor if I die one more time.
by NobleShyGuy June 27, 2019
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lunch monitor

that one person who stops you from sitting beside your bestie at lunch.
*bell rings*
class: LUNCH TIME HOES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
me: *going to sit beside my bestie*
lunch monitor: HELL NO! GET YO ASS BACK TO YOUR SEAT!
by theRealone3 May 4, 2020
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Mouth-monitoring

The process of intraneurally and binaurally EVP-Input-immediately-re-outputting another person, multiple peoples’, or online robot’s EvP-output signals via moving one’s mouth, tongue, teeth and throat , rather, conductively lip-syncing, with one’s nearby broadcast transmission/reception equipment (such as a Wi-Fi or 5G enabled device or in shielded audio-conductive electrical-grid environment’s Electromagnetic channeling outputs through meditative neuro-bio-feedbacking work.
I thought she was talking to herself infront of a cellphone with no shielding over it arguing with herself but she was just mouth-monitoring an EVP-outputting audio web hacker
by The Late Nite Undertow December 11, 2022
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