mongool

Dutch slang word for somebody who is so annoying and stupid that he or she is hated enormously.

He's a real mongool, the way he behaved yesterday.

by Aboraly September 1, 2006

mongolian throatfuck

in the middle of getting head from your girl, she looks deep into your soul and becomes one with you while your dick is still in her mouth. once you have entered into her trance, she starts Mongolian throat singing in an extremely deep voice. she sucks your dick to the rhythm of her mesmerizing song until you cum in her mouth. at that point, she swallows your cum and releases a long 'ohm,' which then releases you from the deep trance

"hey man I heard that you got Mongolian throatfucked by that Asian looking girl last night"
" yeah dude it was crazy, it was like i was in some kind of trance or something"
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by IndianChief69 October 28, 2015

mongolian girls

girls of central asia,mix of mongolic and turkic tribes. They are curvy sexy with thick light brown to dark brown hair.
There is big diversity in their look. Some of them are blond,with green,grey eyes.
Their skin is from pale to light olive.

Guy1:Dude,this grils are hot.They look so exotic.Where do you think they are from?
Guy 2:No idea man. That one with wavy brown hair and hourglass body is so sexy.
Guy;1 I prefer the one with darker hair and full lips.But all of them are sexy man.
Guy 2;Come on.Let's go talk to them.
Guy 1; Hey girls,we were just trying to guess where you are from. You look so different
Girl1: We are mongolian girls.

by peterfamilyguy November 29, 2011

mongoose

A ferocious beastly animal who wanders the jungles and riverbanks in search of inferior animals to devour.

Dude that Mongoose ate my dog.

by Bob July 24, 2003

Mongolian death lettuce

A robust type of weed that absolutely knocks you on your ass, makes you socially inept and absolutely requires that you can spend the next 2 hours with a trusted friend.

Do not attempt to move off the couch or you will make an ass of yourself.

Dude, I wanted to surf but i took a toke of your mongolian death lettuce and i can't move...

by breaststrokermvn February 3, 2010

mongoloyed

How a mongoloid spells mongoloid.

The guy above me.

by Xyzzy June 8, 2004

Mongolian Meat Mask

The act of stretching your scrotum over a persons face; resembling a mask. The hairier the sack the better for custom facial hair.

I gave sally a mean mongolian meat mask last night...

by lemmesmellyodick December 9, 2009