Someone that is not right in the head, Very dopey or even someone that has been on drugs that have fucked up there mind.
Example of a mong:
ME: You know I saw your dog fucking your mother today.
MONG: OMFGz0r where I will kill that fucker
ME: Wow your a mong!
MONG: What?
ME: Exactly
ME: You know I saw your dog fucking your mother today.
MONG: OMFGz0r where I will kill that fucker
ME: Wow your a mong!
MONG: What?
ME: Exactly
by fazza11 March 31, 2010
When one gets fucked from the back whilst bent over giving the other male a blowjob felatio. A girl, (or boy depending) is bent over. Two males are on either side of this person. On one end, a male is fucking a girl in the vagina or ass, while she gives the male on the other side a blowjob. During all of this, they push the girls body back and forth so she has to expell no effort. So, its like a dirty threesome.
"Dude, me and Kyle totally monged her the other night"
"The one with the drawn on eyebrows?"
"Yeah, wanna mong?"
"The one with the drawn on eyebrows?"
"Yeah, wanna mong?"
by Taraaaaaa September 10, 2006
A word indicating anything negative and often discusting (not as in disgusting). It is related in an unkown may to both ming and minger and can therefore be used as a verb (1), nown (2), adverb (3) or adjective (4).
The 'g' should be pronounced as in sponge not as in gun
The 'g' should be pronounced as in sponge not as in gun
1. Fucking hell stop mongeing on me.
2. I don't rate her, that girl is a monge.
3. She was sucking my cock mongeily
4. I didn't rate that film, it was monge.
2. I don't rate her, that girl is a monge.
3. She was sucking my cock mongeily
4. I didn't rate that film, it was monge.
by Edward Carr October 30, 2004
Hey Bro, remember that one time when we went to the beach with your Mom and got drunk in our Mongs and I made out with your Grandma?
by Michaelo Casselo February 04, 2014
by Luke9380 November 03, 2019
Mong = Wandering around their local town/suburb completely smashed off their face on various substances. Aka being a rarted fuckwit
by Mong cunt 421 April 22, 2018
Mong = Wandering around their local town/suburb completely smashed off their face on various substances. Aka being a rarted fuckwit.
Today I was walking around just fucking smashed off a bottle o sav, jus bein an absolute Mong cunt aye.
by Mong cunt 421 April 22, 2018