Manching

Applies specifically to the region on Manchester, New Hampshire (not Manchester England). Most directly translated refers to the act of shoving ballon animals filled with black tar heroin into one's rectum.

"Hey bruh, sorry I didn't answer any of your calls. I was too busy manching."

by Richard Blazincock August 22, 2015

monchengladbach

A rather large chode-like penis

‘I whipped out my monchengladbach and the crowd went wild!’

by Chumley Walner March 13, 2018

Manchester fish hook

During a lap dance; a stipper allows the client to insert one or more fingers into her pussy. Once inside you go "fishing" with a come here motion. The best part is the bouncers don't BOOT you out!

So baby would you like a dance?

Sure, can I do the Manchester Fish Hook?

Absoultely, I love fishing.

by Boston Fisherman in AZ October 17, 2010

Manchurian Troll

A Manchurian Troll is basically anybody who is normally perfectly fine, humane, and hospitable up until they hear a specific triggering keyword which brings out their troll programming. Usually the transition takes place as a rapid and violent conflagration.

The name itself is a reference to the book and film titled The Manchurian Candidate, about a normal man who is brainwashed into being an assassin.

Hey man, don't talk about gay people around Charles. The dudes a major Manchurian Troll and that's one of his triggers.

by Concerned Reader May 23, 2013

Manchester Haircut

An involuntary circumcision; in particular, one carried out by British gangsters as a form of punishment

"Get your willy on the table, bruv."
"Yeah, bring 'im here. We're gonna give 'im a Manchester Haircut."

by The Hassan February 27, 2021

Flow Manchu

To buzz a reverse mo-hawk from the bottom of your outrageously long flow to about halfway up the back of your scalp, giving the impression of having a Fu Manchu in the back of your head.

Dave's glorious flow manchu is a testament to his raunchy swag.

by vanillamamba November 20, 2011

Dirty Manchester

The act of jerking/sucking off one, or more, individuals, while shitting on another.

"Hey Mike, I heard you were in on a dirty manchester."
"Yeah, I was the guy getting shit on. It was fucked up."

by Shenaniganz13 October 7, 2015