Ming-Monged

A state of severe intoxication, unable to function properly as a result of consuming copious amounts of alcohol.

Alan had so much to drink last night that he was ming-monged

by Karl/S September 21, 2008

moggidy

anouther word for dirty

go and have a bath you moggidy git

by sexy bum January 16, 2008

Mugged for merlot

When your drink order is taking too long

the wine delivery guy’s been stuck in the same spot for 10 minutes. I hate to say it, but I think we all got mugged for merlot tonight

by prinsesseidunn March 25, 2020

moggery

Being a 200kg 6ft or over unit intimidating everyone near you. Having a bloated stomach doesn't bother you because it is seen as power and you don't understand when people make positive jokes about being mogged so you just take it as a compliment.

Ben's moggery is insane

by Pepperbencheese November 4, 2020

Sofa Mugged

vb (intr, adverb) to regain consciousness in your living room usually disoriented, with dry mouth, headache, pains in the neck and body joints. Quite often you will be missing your pants, as well as the last few hours. Commonly the last thing you remember is sitting down to have a coffee or to watch the end of a TV show.

I sat down to read the paper... The next thing I know its evening. I am really cold. I have this pounding headache, and I have this terrible pain in my neck.

I couldn't believe it, I totally got sofa mugged.

by Apec June 28, 2011

I mugged this Mug

You mugged a mug. Congrats.

Jim: "Dude, did you buy that mug?"
Tony: "Nah dude, I mugged this mug."

by We will miss Numberblocks... January 3, 2021

Hug-mugged

Accosted suddenly by a hug without any consideration of consent.

I got exposed to Covid when I was hug-mugged upon encountering my friend.

by Seashell 808 October 8, 2022