mofette

A Mofette likes pink things, dancing and snakebite and black. They normally grow in Staffordshire or Warrington, but have been found as far north as Leeds.

A Mofette is not:
An airport
A volcanic vent
A fork-lift truck

We met Mofette by chance and took her out for pie and chips. And beer.

by Goff April 2, 2004

Moertl'd

The homosexual act of a man violently brutalizing the anal cavity of another man, and the receiver enjoying every minute.

Nice try Ty, but my team just moertl'd the shit out of your team. Better luck next time guy.

by Homo123456789 April 3, 2008

moderator balls

The significant change in personality a forum poster gets shortly after he/she realizes the kind of authority they have after being ranked to a moderator status, enabling that individual to be aggressive and assertive instead of passive like they usually were before they had power.

Moderator: Cool it with the flaming, I've had enough out of you already. I'm about a hair's width away from locking this thread.

Forum poster: Someone's moderator balls have dropped recently.

by johnnyoreally August 25, 2011

Modern Art

Modern Art is where you throw some scribbles on a paper and call it art.

Person A: I went to the Modern Art Museum a month ago.

Person B: You like that stuff?

by School Kiddo January 25, 2019

Modern Communist

People who only respect people who have the same opinion as them.

They find everyone who has different opinion than them very rude.

They don't believe in freedom of word.

If you say or write something they disagree with, they are most likely to fight you.
They really dislike hearing things they disagree with.

These people are often American teenagers (mostly female) who didn't experience communism in their country.

Modern communists are called like that because when there was communism in Slavic countries, people weren't able to express their opinions and when they said something communists didn't like, they made sure that they badly regretted it.

Example of conversation:
Person: *uses constructive critism or says/writes any unpopular opinion or something that modern communist disagrees with*
Modern communist : DIDN'T YOUR MOM TEACH YOU THAT IF YOU HAVE NOTHING NICE TO SAY THEN YOU SHOULDN'T SAY ANYTHING AT ALL!?
Or:
Modern communist: OMG, SHUT UP, IT'S 2020!

Or:
Modern communist: OMG WHO ASKED?

If any person tells you to be quiet because of your opinions, then they are a modern communists.
Example:
Did Charles just tell you that you should shut up because it's 2020 and your opinions aren't cool enough in his opinion?

Then Charlie is a modern communist.

by smallhuman July 3, 2020

ModernSoldier

Certified eshay and giga chad. His charisma is so powerful it makes all women's panties drop in a 5 metre radius when he looks at them.

I would love to be like ModernSoldier one day.

by DoomViles May 6, 2021

Mfers

Degenerate NFT buyer with a large collection of watches.

Those Mfers are gonna raise the floor with their sweeping.

by Jonny Poker Asia February 6, 2022