Mole Farmer

A male individual that enjoys unprotected anal sex with a dirty partner and does not mind when their hook up ends up mole farming him.

Carl never complains about a dirty sex partner. He's nasty and is a real mole farmer.

by Eaton Holgoode January 25, 2016

Mobile Ads

If you had a phone and played mobile games for quite some years, you will understand mobile ads are crap, for 1 they have captions that are pointless or there to fill the screen, stuff like ''mom vs dad'' or ''i bet 0.0001 will beat game'' and uselessly have apple emojis. 2 most of the time there advertising is ''scape games'' there about getting a man out of a dangerous situation or getting loot from a chest, most of the time they fail by the 3rd screen , 3 ''interactive ads'' on paper there somewhat cool, letting a person try the game out before installing, but barley do jack shit and send you to the app store or google play store. Fuck Mobile Ads hopefully they get ''better'' in the following future.

''i BeT 1 pErCeNt Of pEpOlE wIlI bEaT'' Jimmy was cringed out by the Mobile Ads.

by Darnville February 22, 2021

magic mobile genie

The greatest marketing campaign of all time. A fanciful creature who lives in his own personal cloud and offers free text messages to people. He likes to flail his arms and fluctuate his voice.

Shuuuuuuwaaaah! Behold I am the magic mobile genie... Are you eating that burger? Can i meet some of your friends? Elo!

by cpg123 October 8, 2008

Hairy Mole

(see Swift) a hairy mole is an overly large mole with an addition of hair on it's surface.

Whats that on your face SWIFT is that a hairy mole? it looks like it has a mind of it's own

by acheeseface January 7, 2009

rad mobile

awesomeness in motion; radness on wheels

The Hard Rock is rad mobile.

by Toby Flinstone February 10, 2010

Demonic Puerto Rican Land Mole

Snort a line of coke to black metal, while simultaneously slitting your wrists, proceeding to wrap yourself in chains, while also putting barbed meathooks into your nipples, ending in giving your uncircumcised penis a blowjob.

Guy1:"Holy shit dude! This party is crazy!" Guy2:"Yea, look at that dude in the corner, he's giving himself a demonic Puerto Rican land mole!"

by HuskyTyphlosion May 31, 2017

Mole Frijole

To pour chocolate sauce on a Hispanic man's dick & give him a blowjob. When he nuts on said partner, it becomes the Mole Frijole.

Guy 1: She went down on me & started giving me head & I ended up nutting on her.

Guy 2: Dang! She loves Hispanics?

Guy 1: Yeah, she gave me a Mole Frijole. I don't think she would have done that if she didn't like 'em.

by CoolDude 1 October 13, 2016