the matrix

1. Semi-literate sixth form philosophy.
2. Vanity project for vaguely talented directors.
3. Holy fucking shit, dude! Did you see that fucking explosion! Dude!

"Well, you can't really understand the matrix without reading Nietzsche. You just can't."

by Anonymous July 22, 2004

matrix trilogy

A trilogy of which only one film is liked by EVERYONE. The others are subject to critical debates, because they are inferior and lame.

Wow, the Wachowski brothers really fucked up with the second two films of the matrix trilogy!

by thejamdude January 5, 2006

MATRIX

There is no spoon

Do you think that is air you're breathing?

by visa September 1, 2003

hacking the matrix

verb or action.

1. Any complex task, often that requires monumental manual dexterity. ALT: Can be used sarcasticlly when a task is so easy that even an idiot can complete it.

2. When a person types really fast, often in a faux important or funny way.

1. Can I get my cup of black coffee now!? I mean, I'm not asking you to hack the Matrix or anything.

2. Person A: Dude, he looks like he's really doing a lot of work.
Person B: Yeah, you'd think he was hacking the Matrix the way he's typing.

by PJPlayer1 April 5, 2006

The Matrix

A series of movies that was absolutely the most awesome thing on earth...until the last two minutes of the third movie when the whole thing got shot to hell, along with all of my admiration for the Wachowskis. Actually, NOTHING got shot to hell. That was the problem. A freakin' TRUCE?! Come on!

At least Neo died. "I know kung fu." Give me a break.

by cardshark March 14, 2004

Matrix

When someone walks in on a couple engaged in the exchanging of tongues and possibly bodily fluids, the partner on top performs a Neo like move to quickly dismount his or her partner to avoid a possibly embarrassing situation.

Dude, I totally saw Skyler Matrix his way off of Tina, I think they may have been doing the dirty.

by Mally Piretchindle December 15, 2008

The Matrix

A really cool move that involves alot of back bending ans side twisting in order to dodge objects.

he did a matrix and dogded that football

by matt November 14, 2003