A Mirage

A mirage is a person whom you find attractive from a distance but as they come closer that attractiveness disappears like it was never their at all. More commonly known as a Picaso

"Dude that girl is so hot!"- Guy

"You gotta get closer to her shes totally a mirage"- Guy 2

by Skayterboy15 November 13, 2011

mitraillette

While doing it doggy style, you lift your female partner in the air and hold her like a machine gun.

This chick is way too fat for the machine gun

by Marky Mark October 7, 2003

the mitra

a mythical monster from a far off land. The mitra feeds on the minds and souls of inferior students. Known to be seen mid-day in certain spanish rooms, the only counter to the mitra's confidence is young boys. Robby and Jamie are known antidotes.

"Fucking the mitra got another A on a test"

"Lara 'never stops talking' The Mitra"

by the champion1212 May 26, 2009

the mirage

While having sex from behind pull out and spit on your partner so they believe you have shot your load, once they have turned around skeet on their face.

Joan was about to say "I love you" until I finished of the mirage.. booyakasha

by davomcbavo August 8, 2005

info mirage

when electronic information disappears before one can absorb it.

especially bothersome when it carries some of the more 'salient' info: ie: 'rapist stinks on self in browntown'

-huh!? what the F**K!

-shit! info mirage! i'm going to have to wait for it to come around again.

by michael foolsley November 19, 2009

Mirage

When a person believes that someone else is thirsty for them, but in reality they are not.

Girl 1: Did you see him looking at my booty? He is so thirsty!
Girl 2: Girl, ain't nobody looking at you with your mirages!

by ChocoLoco December 12, 2014

After The Flash: Mirage

Shitting RP game. The admins are corrupt and ban people with little evidence so they look like their good at their job.

Guy 1 : I play After The Flash: Mirage on Roblox

Guy 2 : Fuck you

by FuckYou_StopLookingAtMyName February 20, 2021