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Mr M: What a mental lightweight.
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Mr M: What a mental lightweight.
Tim: Hey that's my bag.
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by Eric3831 February 9, 2008
Get the mental lightweight mug.A mild cerebral hiatus from consciously entertaining expectations from the perilous and numbing things that infiltrate our lives (e.g. bill collectors, crappy jobs, stale relationships, etc). It can last as long as one desires, and, depending on one's skill, can go completely unnoticed.
This work deadline has been the only thing on my mind lately. I think a mental vacation would serve me well.
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Paul visits his mental prostitute on a weekly basis to, not only gain perspective about his place in the world, but also, extrapolate and synthesize his emotions.
by Holly Varjak June 3, 2009
Get the Mental Prostitute mug.A condition in which part of your brain tissue is displaced and then bulges out. This state occurs due to the absorption of too much information memorized for an exam and forgotten immediately after taking said exam. Usually take place during college finals. Condition should be taken seriously and is best assuaged by watching television, eating junk food, or in case of emergencies, mindlessly staring at a blank wall.
First guy: "Man, I totally got a mental hernia from memorizing all that BS for my exams."
Second guy: "No worries, just stare at that wall."
Second guy: "No worries, just stare at that wall."
by michiganmayday April 18, 2010
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by Yuppthat'sme November 6, 2011
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Random coworker: "Dude, what the fuck are you doing hiding under your desk?"
Person losing it: "Back off asshole, I just need a mental moment."
Random coworker: "Christ, alright dick!"
Person losing it: "Back off asshole, I just need a mental moment."
Random coworker: "Christ, alright dick!"
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