Military equipment fetish 

The lustful act of fucking someone decked out in high speed military equipment.

She had a military equipment fetish so he fucked her with no shirt and pants on, however he had his bulletproof vest, helmet, boots and gas mask on

Military equipment fetish by Jackthift55 December 24, 2019

Military Goggles 

When you’re in the military and someone looks more attractive than they really are because you haven’t had some action in a long time, because you’re in the military.

“Yo that girl over there is really hot.”
“Nah man shes a 5/10 at best, you just have those military goggles on.”

Military Goggles by beener598 July 13, 2021

Military Grade Shitposting 

1.) shitposting at absurd levels
2.) accidental shitpost among higher up officials

whoever played that 18+ video of Tifa during the senate meeting has balls of steel to do that kind of military grade shitposting

Military Grade Shitposting by EndlessAnomaly January 20, 2022

Military Black Toes 

What happens to your toes when you go into the military for 1 minute with Air Jordan 4 Military blacks

I have military black toes.

Military Black Toes by Military Black TOES September 6, 2022

Military Intelligence 

An oxymoron

Who says there's intelligence in the military?

Military Intelligence by Bonita B. Pigsty August 16, 2003

military mom 

A military mom is a mother who has married someone in the military forces or has a child that in military forces. Usually displays patriotism, has a "holier than thou" attitude, and contains a great disregard for anyone that is not part of military. Many military moms did not care about the wars or military until they found a boyfriend who is in military.

Also, they are commonly duped by military men into marrying for money and dumped shortly right after their deployment.

Jean decided to become a military mom by marrying her boyfriend of only 2 months since he was to be deployed to Afghanistan.

military mom by maschinetheist October 20, 2010

military intervention 

One military enforcement of a country/group choosing to be involved in another country/group's personal conflict, whether asked to, allowed to or not. It's like one country saying, "F**k that other country's way of doing things, that's straight-up injustice!", then sending their military enforcement into 'that said country of injustice' to attempt to fix the situation.

IRAQ: I'm gonna gas the thousands of my people, because they're mine and they don't get a say in government decisions.

US: Looks like someone needs some "military intervention" up their ass.

military intervention by EZSulten September 7, 2018