Midgette

A tiny and annoying yet adorable creature. They are very rare to find, and hatch out of pink and purple eggs found around nuclear waste sites. They are extremely vicious and prone to biting and scratching. Once a midgette is tamed, though, it is a very docile and cute pet, until other creatures encroach on its territory, upon which it becomes a very angry and violent little thing. Midgettes love to eat berries and chocolate chips topped on vanilla cream, and enjoy tiny little swings in bird cages, and are also known to be softer than baby birds.

Awww, look at that cute little midgette. F**k!!! It just bit off my hand!!!

by Whothehellknows21344 December 27, 2009

Eric the Midget

Eric Lynch (born March 11, 1975), better known as Eric the Midget, is a frequent caller of the Howard Stern Radio Show and a reluctant member of "The Wack Pack."

Eric suffers from Ehlers-Danlos syndrome, a disease of the connective tissue. He says that he has outlived every doctor's predictions. He is 3' 5" tall and weighs 85 pounds and uses a motorized wheelchair to get around.

Eric the Midget wants to fly with balloons!

by J-Bell June 29, 2006

Midgetler

A tyrannical and or fascist person of small stature whom.

1. Commonly assumes a place of authority when a vacuum of power is formed.

2. Is prone to violence when their authority is questioned.

3. May or may not wear a murderous moppet or pupa costume.

Man, I can’t believe that those little ”Midgetlers” expect us to rebuild this whole fricken place. What are the odds we'll get lucky enough they'll pull a double Villechaize on themselves?

by Gavin B July 20, 2009

Midget Macarena

when you see a midget, it is common courtesy to publicly identify the said midget, either verbally or physically, and subsequently perform the macarena. failure to do so will result in your spouse fornicating with a beloved relative.

ex: yo, is that kid a midget? *points at the midget* i have to do the midget macarena now, or else my bf might cheat on me with my brother!

by tomfoolery69420 November 20, 2022

Official Midgets

The midgets (duh) who are employed soley to help lazy people masturbate. They are sometimes used by creepy people who aren't lazy, just creepy, as in the song by Mindless Self Indulgence called I Hate Jimmy Page.

Joe: "I'll show ya how Official Midgets jack me off....."
Dave: "Dude, what the fuck are you singing???"
Joe: "Huh? Oh, MSI's song."
Dave: "...if you sing that again, I'm going to brain you."

by CrazyAxer September 27, 2009

Xbox Live Midget

The little kid that has a squeeky voice and gets everyone else irritated. And just remember this fact: Mics make your voice deeper, I'd hate to hear that kid in person. Also known as the ones who whine when it comes to loosing at a game. Not only that, but when they can't end a fight they began, they start using the "N" word! As they grow up, they will have a f'ed up life, tweeking out when someones says "GRENADE!" or "CAMPER!". Oh and one more thing, their parents fail. I mean, what kind of parent lets a 9 year old play this sort of stuff?! I mean, can you imagine seeing these sort of kids in school? THEY MUST BE BANNED, THE MUTE BUTTON ISN'T GOOD ENOUGH!

Me: ROFL I spy noob sniper (throws semtex at Xbox Live Midget)

Xbox Live Midget:(irritating squeeky voice the kills your ears) Wow u sad nig*** u suck wow suck my (not even 1cm) dick.

Me: (hits the mute button) -t bags-

Xbox Live Midget: (keeps repeating the "N" word though i'm not black and yells out random things)

Xbox Live Midget in school: (constantly thinking of the words hayabusa and snipers)

by PTRS Noob December 14, 2009

Midget Slug

A midget who is so small that they are no longer considered human and enter the slug category. They resort to eating scraps of metal and their own bones.

You don't want to touch that, it's a midget slug.

"Momma, what's that?........OH LORD!!!", "Sorry child I was making love to the extreme bottom of the food chain"

by TheAnacondors November 5, 2007