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moffed

to have been impaled with extreme prejudice by vengeful unicorns
"Fluttershy really pissed off Rarity last night - she ended up getting moffed."
by spunk bucket August 28, 2015
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muffed down

When a lesbian gets fucked hard by another lesbian
Ellen really got muffed down by Portia last night.
by El_phantasmo April 20, 2017
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Muffed

Verb "Muffed"
"Man, I face planted and ate carpet, I was so muffed."
by Mr.Fr33man September 5, 2017
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maffed out

When one face is covers by a balaclava rand usually roadman use this term as they wear black clothing to scare gassed up yutes
Eyy you man over there you maffed out bledrin
by Penis19990 April 2, 2019
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Muffed

As soon as he came in, he muffed my head.
I know he didn’t just freaking muff me!?”
by fetus 😽. April 11, 2019
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Muffed

To be Anally penetrated and or totally destroyed up in this bitch
Kadence was muffed when she tripped and dropped her chicken nuggets
by Brad69420 October 8, 2019
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Muffed

When a lady doesn't shave her private parts for a few months and then rides the males face
Man she muffed the hell outta me last night homie.
by anonymous January 21, 2021
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