Melissa Midwest

An uber hot Internet porn star, web developer, model from Lincoln, NE. She got really famous after being arrested on frivolous charges by the police in her home town based on photos she took. She has made three DVDs, and posed for mags like Hustler, Playboy, FHM and Perfect 10. She has worked with many other stars, but most often works with Adrienne Manning, (aka Sweet Adri, Hot Adri) and Jacqueline McKee (aka Foxy Jackie). She also makes personal DVDs for anyone who would like one where she does a 3-minute strip tease while talking to you. She makes appearances in and around Lincoln, NE and does private parties.

Melissa Midwest is so hot, I had a wet dream last night after I visited her site.

by Jon-E Cage March 5, 2009

Midwest Hot Pocket

Midwest Hot Pocket is the act in which two males hook up in a porta potty or bathroom stall and start scissoring each other and then they shit in each others anuses. This behavior usually happens around late summer or early fall when County and State Fairs are going on. However, it not exclusively beholden to those seasons. It has been reported to occur during the other seasons as well.

Bro #1: Man, all the shitters are being used.
Bro #2: Hey a shitter just came open, care to share bro?
Bro #1: The cozier the better bro!
Bro #2: Man, I dig you bro. Let's scissor each other!
Bro #1: Right on!
Bro #2: AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Bro #1: OOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Bro #2: I'm going to explode!
Bro #1: Give me that Midwest Hot Pocket Bitch and drop that deuce in my anus.
Bro #2: Oh Yes! Now you give me that chocolatey goodness and fill my shit box!

by Chunkyblue August 22, 2022

Midwest

A place where weather has no rules

The midwest is colder than Moscow today
and hotter then phoenix tomorrow

by Дecca January 29, 2019

midwestern sorority girl

Your typical spoiled gitty sororty girl that pouts all the time and is never satisfied. Also known to be very indecisive and to be a sexual tease.

Lisa is your typical Midwestern Sorority Girl.

by Gui-Pac February 11, 2006

Midwest face

Midwest face: A girl with a face that is rather bland, homely and does not stand out. Typically (from the burbs of Chicago or small towns) these girls look as if they should be hot from far away but upon closer inspection there isn't one identifiably attractive feature on their face. See also : butterface, landmine.

She looked really hot from across the bar and then when I got closer I noticed she had total midwest face.

by Damon_James May 28, 2011

Midwestern Goodbye

The point at a social gathering at which an attendee takes a deep breath, slaps his/her knees, and then gets up forcefully while saying something along the lines of "Well, time to head out."

Jonie - *sigh*"Well guys I'm gonna get out of here."

Billie - "Cool. Let me borrow 4 or 5 four a couple mcgriddles fam."

Richard - "You just witnessed that boy's textbook Midwestern Goodbye shit for the last time, fye me cuh?

by burnthewitch April 17, 2022

midwest

the most gangsta place in the world. when u in the midwest u kno u in the ghetto.

if the midwest is so "redneck, hick, republican" than why did more than half of it vote democrat?

by lllalaal August 20, 2006