Microphony

A person that lacks the ability to resist the urge to say something ridiculous into an available microphone.

I can't believe Michael proposed to Carol during Kelly's Diwali...He's such a microphony.

by broncogunner October 3, 2008

micropig

a slang word for microwaving pig meat which is becoming popular in the eastern Europe

I would like some micropig and chips

by Slackster111 August 23, 2010

Micropenis

A Micropenis is classed as any penis that is less than 0.75 inches in length.

Despite having a micropenis, Harry kept his head up high.

by ppoppi July 17, 2018

Microphone abuser

Someone who's spit aggressive on Da mic

Man he dat rapper is a microphone abuser

by Junezrapsoulzzz October 13, 2018

Micrupple shmoople

What you say when you hit your head on Counter top and a smoothie falls on your head.

Ah micrupple shmoople! That hurt!

by Fishy milo October 4, 2019

Micro pp

When u have a tiny dick.

Girl: "Ew U have a micro Pp. I don't think we can do this anymore."
Man: "Wait! Holly please!!"

by A old sexy pedo November 27, 2020

fleshtone microphone

a fleshy phallic material used for multiple purposes including a microphone

Look here bitch if you don't like it, speak into my fleshtone microphone!

by CHEFY CAKES February 24, 2017