Motihation

The art of motivating with hateful words.

When you told me "I don't think you can do this job, you can either prove me right or prove me wrong" was some great motihation

by Rellims September 3, 2013

Motivational Hummer

To do something they do not want to do - their penis gets sucked and they are then motivated to do the unwanted task.

"Jeremy didn't want to get Svetlana a beer so she gave him a motivational hummer, to return the jester Jeremy got Svetlana a beer"

by SouthTownian February 2, 2014

Medibation

This is where you multi-task with doing two things at once. Combines Meditation with Masterbation! Mindfully relaxing whilst fondling yourself lmfao!

I have had a hard day. I'll be you some medibation will make me feel better.

by Sad Diego August 13, 2018

motivational bullsheeeet

information of things that don’t do sheeet for you in real life

tired of the motivational bullsheeeet. you think your words keep me safe and warm at night. straight fuqn bullsheeeet. be you be real. say what you gotta say. one time. i dont give a fuq.

by BumStatusYo December 18, 2018

motivationaholic

N. Someone who is truly determined to do something without caring how tough it is.

John - Dude, You sure you can do this?
Fred - Yes man.

John - Dude you are such a motivationaholic!

by ThisIsLahiru April 12, 2019

medcation

A vacation taken after one has exhausted their normally allotted vacation time using the pretense of an obscure medical condition requiring surgery.

I'm going to need next week off for a medcation to fix my "tennis elbow trigger finger lock jaw".

by Darrell1385 August 2, 2019

poop meditation

Meditating on pooping, while pooping.

I beat constipation, through poop meditation. #poopMeditation

by poopNow July 11, 2016