A man who has the hugest penis in all the land, extremely rare, only appears every 1200 years, if you meet one, you will not regret it, he brings great fortune to all that he knows, and is usually with a dumb fucking bitch girlfriend named lyndsidia, if he isn't with her, get with him ASAP!!! (Female or Not).
Me: Holy shit is that Merenptah?! I heard he has a huge fucking penis and is really lucky!
Dumb Fuckin Bitch Lyndsidia *Cuts into conversation*:And It's aaaaalllll mine!
Me: I will murder you in your sleep Lyndsidia
Dumb Fuckin Bitch Lyndsidia *Cuts into conversation*:And It's aaaaalllll mine!
Me: I will murder you in your sleep Lyndsidia
by ......no one March 9, 2021
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Get the Mereoleona mug.Merreno is like saying a shit head friend. He always ends up having Freckles somewhere on his body. Although he is funny and smart he is a poor choice maker.
by 614Gibb August 8, 2021
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(Person 1) “hey, do you know Mareno”
(Person 2) “uhmm, do you mean that super handsome strong guy that is irresistible to woman”
(Person 1) “yeah thats the guy”
(Person 2) “uhmm, do you mean that super handsome strong guy that is irresistible to woman”
(Person 1) “yeah thats the guy”
by Mareno November 21, 2021
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plus u like 6”7 and you look like ryan renolds
if someone named you this and yk where they at go and thank them rn
the only bad thing is shopping for shoes with them big ol feet 🤷 ♂️🤷 ♂️
plus u like 6”7 and you look like ryan renolds
if someone named you this and yk where they at go and thank them rn
the only bad thing is shopping for shoes with them big ol feet 🤷 ♂️🤷 ♂️
Teacher: I probably shouldn’t give Moreno a hard time or he might throw his big ass shoes at me… again.
by joe momma 🦍 November 21, 2021
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I could’ve been a pro soccer player but I suffered a Mareno.
by Sjahansjah November 22, 2021
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by anonymous November 22, 2021
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