grease old mr meatstick

to masturbate with either lotion or vaseline. i perfer vaselinf because it makes your penis soft and smooth for the ladies.

i gotta go grease old mr. meatstick before my date with Mry

by Big Bear June 16, 2003

mantastic

anything that is extremely amazing

Wow Katie those glasses are mantastic!

by dinosaurzeatcake December 24, 2005

Floundering Meatstick

A penis that is not fully erect, due to alcohol, submerged in discharge from an infected vagina.

I was balls deep in this girl last night only to find out that when pulled out i had a floundering meatstick.

by FINNYFINNYVECHI March 10, 2011

miatastic

When something is so fantabulously terrific, you cant use any other word.

Me: I just got tickets to the Fall Out Boy/ Gym Class Heroes/ The Academy Is.../ Cobra Starship/ Panic! At The Disco concert!

You: OMG! THAT IS SO MIATASTIC!

by peturpanda October 20, 2006

Memetastic

The act of being memeingful with the memes you make. Being memetastic is a trait that is really hard to achieve. Don't say you're memetastic if you make undank memes! Make memes great again.

Alexios: Anjali is so memetastic!

Jill: IKR! I'm not memetastic because I make shitty joker memes.

Alexios: you're just a meme stealing WHORe!

by Memestealingwhore October 9, 2016

meatsicle sandwich

when hitting a chick from behind, about to pop, you slap her ass cheeks into your meat (masculine sex organ)creating a explosive sensation in the anus.

Yo last night i gave her a total meatsicle sandwich.

He gave me a meatsicle sandwich and the come came out my mouth.

by skeetshooter44 April 30, 2008

Mantastic

Adjective used to describe a Metrosexual male who is looking his finest. Can also be used to describe something associated with a Metrosexual male such as his haircut or new shirt.

Chauncey looked Mantastic this evening in his new Man Sevens, Diesel Shoes and $100 shirt .

by PB/SB Pimpsters July 6, 2004