Mr. Meaty

An enigma of a man

He is the type of guy to say he isn't gonna blackout but then not remember anything after 11:30pm
He is the type of guy to to only eat meat

Type of guy to say all women suck but then constantly be on tinder

Mr. Meaty man, you can't trust him
That guy is crazy at parties, totally a mr. meaty

by theneonicon April 8, 2021

Meany Poo Pants

Someone that is really mean but actually really sweet

Rosie: You're a meany poo pants hash!

by smellylady November 18, 2011

Meaty Clappers

A big ole ball sack

I hooked up with Chris last night, damn did he have some meaty clappers!

by MC Cewel February 28, 2018

meady

when a girl is not leng but cant be called ugly

guy 1: i yo bro you know the ting over there is kind of meady

guy2: your taking de piss

by GBandzz March 25, 2021

Big Meaty Tits

A good way to refer to your fat male friends.

J: wadup Big Meaty Tits?

L: uh.. not much...

J: well don't feel OBLIGATED to lose a pound or two... jeez.

by Akjohnny February 19, 2009

meaty fart

When you try to fart and shit accidentally comes out.

I tried to sneak out an SBG, but ended up filling my pants with a meaty fart.

by Jama Jenneson June 3, 2008

Meep or Meap

A condition shared my few, but heard by many; it is the sound made by a convulsing single hiccup, yet the inflection is unsynchopated. The sufferer is powerless to control it and it's onset is as unpredictable as a hiccup. The diaphram spasms, causing the sufferer to inhale sharply, making a very loud, pitched, gasp. Milder form of this condition is exhibited by people who have over eaten or drank too much. True suffers are very distinct and are often mistaken by witnesses as having been surprised or hurt. Though often painful, the occurances are unavoidable, untreatable, unsymptomatic, exhibit no lasting health effects, and have only been discovered to afflict women.

You are riding the train and a woman a few feet away gasps so loudly, it draws the attention of the entire car. Everyone turns to lend assistance, but she simply says "Excuse me, it's just a meep" this is called Meep or meap. However you want to spell it.

by ElizabethA2 April 26, 2007