Toolbag McFuckface

An insult, for when "tool" doesn't quite encompass the issue.

I'd love to go, but Toolbag McFuckface here is blocking the intersection.

by ivan009 November 27, 2009

McFucked

What happens when one of the dumbasses at McDonalds messes up your order

I was McFucked today at lunch because they forgot my pies.

by Zimm January 15, 2005

mcfucking kill yourself

mcfucking kill yourself is a high quality roast and it means kill yourself from diabetes which is quite harsh but a fucking quality roast

Guy 1: bro your shoes are fucking shit
Guy 2: mcfucking kill yourself
Guy 1: *ties noose around neck and jumps*

by minecraftderp69 February 25, 2017

Cunty McFuck

Cunty McFuck is a mythical creature who is the root cause behind every unachieveable task, and will often go out of their way to just plain fuck you arround. Cunty McFuck and Nick Kershaw have never been seen together.....wierd

- after rounding off a bolt head or inflicting a nice wound to your hand when a spanner slips

"ahh for fuck sake, Cunty McFuck has been here again"

by Walkinshaw December 18, 2008

Fatty McFatsofat

(Noun) An individual whose physique becomes enlarged and grotesque as a result of consuming too much McDonald's food. This phenomenon, albeit formerly unnamed, gained national attention and was popularized by the documentury "Super Size Me."

Fatty McFatsofat at the Drive-Thru: "I'll have two Big Macs, no wait, make that eight Big Macs. And... throw in a batch of fries, you know, a whole basket full, however many large-sized fries that is... One McRib, three of this little cheeseburgers, a twenty-piece Chicken McNuggets... and..."

by jpsi December 24, 2008

McFucktard

1. A low-level employee of McDonalds or any other generic fast-food outlet.

2. An extremely stupid person, more fucktarded than a regular fucktard.

3. A fucktard's offspring, as the prefix 'Mc' means 'son of' in Scottish.

Customer: "Big Mac and fries please."

McFucktard: "Do you want fries with that?"

by Mr. Cardboard November 7, 2011

McFeeling

The sudden and anxious sense of uncertainty that overcomes a person after eating McDonalds. Is typically a mishmash of dizziness/nausea/regret and worry of explosively shitting oneself.

Approximately 15 minutes after devouring the delicious Big Mac meal and side order of McNuggets, Josh felt a wave of the McFeeling come over him and had to sit down until it passed.

by Raul (comes out at night) January 7, 2012