michael mayer

Retarded peice of shot

Oh I feel like such a Michael Mayer

by DeathMachine005 May 22, 2018

mayer mayes

best darn crip walker
and dante marvin fan

'omg is that mayer mayes?'

'yea she also is good at the renegade'

by mayer mayes fan January 21, 2023

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by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 23, 2025

The Mayer

Also known as the "stick, lick and poke", The Mayer describes when John Mayer fingers his asshole, give it a taste, then jams his fingers in his nostrils.

I was looking for a little love on the weekend, so I lit some candles and gave myself The Mayer

by deevis January 14, 2017

noah mayer

A really nice person who loves others

Yo Preston ur nice jus like Noah mayer

by Noah pollock Mayer February 15, 2018

Mayer

The kid everyone hates because he can't speak like a normal human and blames everything on his ADHD.

That nerd in my class is such a Mayer!

by Where'sTheLambSauce January 25, 2017

tanner mayer

best boy a girl could ever ask for. always there when you need him & supports you 24/7- also has a great personality not to mention a sexy booty

Wow.... who is that?

Oh that’s just Tanner Mayer

by Dhne January 28, 2020