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Matthew [contract killer]

A play on the name of Matthew the Evangelist or Saint Matthew, the Patron Saint of Tax Collectors, Matthew is a common pseudonym used by contract and professional killers in reference to the collection of a fee or “contract” in exchange for the commission of a murder(s); also commonly associated with political or industrial espionage; a Matthew can be defined as an entity that initiates or executes the illegal extraction, destruction or trading of information for monetary gain.
1)To say that a patron or rival is scheduled to meet with Matthew contract killer. 2) To claim that Matthew will tend to a situation. 3) To claim Matthew as a client and/or associate.
by Aron Tel August 16, 2008
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Matthew O'Donnell

a fish looking boy with hairy ass balls who loves to send full frontal nudes in the mirror and show them to the boys
I've never sent a full-frontal nude picture in the mirror. I'm not Matthew O'Donnell.
by smalldickhayden June 29, 2020
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matthew gray gubler

matthew gray gubler is the FUCKING HOTTEST MAN ALIVE LIKE RAIL ME INTO SHREDS HE IS SO HOT LIKE GAH DAYUM ALSO HES SO KIND AND SWEET AND HIM AND AUBREY PLAZA CAN STEP ON ME
matthew gray gubler is the loml
by gublergram April 3, 2021
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Matthew Farrand

the love of my life, my favourite person ever i am madly in love with him he is so perfect and dreamy and so hot
omg i love matthew farrand 😍😍
by yo778896 November 22, 2022
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Matthew Lillard

There was not a single definition for Matt and that's a CRIME. So i'm making one because he's like actually the love of my life??

Matthew Lillard (born January 24, 1970 in Michigan, USA) is an American actor, most known for his roll as Stu Macher in Scream (1996) (he is my boyfriend, idk if y'all knew that /sarcastic unfortunately) and Shaggy Rogers in Scooby-Doo but he has also been in movies such as SLC Punk! , Without A Paddle, She's All That, He's All That, etc. etc. He's also starred in shows such as Supernatural, Bosch, Good Girls and so on!

He's an amazing actor and so incredibly funny, but also very criminally underrated (unfortunately).
Someone : I recognize him, who is it?
Me : Oh it's Matthew Lillard as Stu Macher in Scream! I love him so much.
by screamiac December 3, 2022
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Elizabeth Matthews

The most amazing beautiful funny caring girl you will ever meet. She always makes you feel amazing when she walks in a room. She has the prettiest eyes ever and is basically just all around perfect. It takes a while to get her to like you but in the end it’s all worth it. It takes so much time to gain the confidence to ask her out but once you do it’s the best thing you’ve ever done. You want to tell her she’s beautiful and tell her how much you like her every day. She is the weirdest person ever but that’s part of what makes her great and it’s ok cause you’re weird too. Elizabeth Matthews is just the perfect girl.
Person 1: that girl is so pretty what’s her name. Person 2: I think that’s Elizabeth Matthews
by Gus Da Savage October 23, 2018
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Brian Matthews dick

Not to be confused with Brian's dick it is over 3 miles long example wow Louis dick is only one million size of Brian Matthews dick
by Brian's Matthews dick February 8, 2021
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