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Dirty Mathias

When a man has a small penis but his mom still likes it
by Dirty DIDI September 13, 2021
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Mathias

Mathias is one of the most cutest boy in the school. Hes super friendly and nice 2 girls may be crushing on him. Or maybe 3. Maybe it's you ;) ? Mathias has a great sense of humor but most likely his parents aren't together. He says he is "happy" but supposedly this is a great lie he uses. He is likely depressed. He may be into anime, and gacha life maybe even gacha studios. He is very attractive and super athletic. He likely plays 3 or 4 sports. It may be, basketball, football, and baseball. He takes likings for girls who have a great personality. He never goes for the looks. He wants a funny girlfriend. But his future girlfriend is actually close with him. She may be a tsundere and he may kinda be a tsundere too. It's highly likely that he will be a great father. If you find a mathias, say hi! You won't regret it :)
Mathias is cute -///w///-
by OfflineUnknown101 November 15, 2019
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A fine looking fella. He really likes using toys in bed and is very obnoxious at times. If you use big words, he won't understand.
X: Omg look at that guy over there *heart eyes*
Y: I'd SMASH!
X: Yeah, he's such a Mathias Ree
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