An uberly awesomely 1337 cult on VampireFreaks.Com, dedicated to worshipping the almighty Daron Malakian of System of a Down, though the topic of conversation in the forums usually divert to other random shit. =D We don't do emotes.
by SugarSpider July 28, 2008
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Hey Matakai.
by BIG Dong 12” June 30, 2019
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by Droll Wererat February 27, 2014
Get the madak mug.The act of having a Macake is when a male or female person attaches nipple clamps to themselves while making a cake, simultaneously singing the Dragon Tales theme song. This is often used to make one feel more comfortable when living in a new apartment.
"Yo man, I had the world's biggest Macake last night, feeling really comfortable about this apartment. Want some cake?"
by Sergeant Daddy August 22, 2016
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by Malakiya July 10, 2018
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by Goitxe//the yacht October 20, 2020
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person1: my man cheated on me
person2: oh.. you're not sad???
person1: not at all , her name is Malak
person2: that's so cool!
person2: oh.. you're not sad???
person1: not at all , her name is Malak
person2: that's so cool!
by yvesmonopolyboard November 24, 2021
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