Masterdate

The pre-date masturbation that is necessary for extremely horny individuals to get through a date without sex. Although not restricted to only males, the vast majority of documented cases involve male subjects.

Did you see Rick's new girlfriend?
Ya, she's such a tease. He'll never get any tonight on their date
I guess he'll have to masterdate

by Q-Dawg89 August 2, 2011

mastecated

to injest food through your mouth

Dude i mastecated so much last night i started getting cramps!

by John dude March 29, 2008

masterdater

A person who has mastered the sacred art of dating. Commonly used in the plural form to describe those who are proficient in having the best dates EVER!

Emily: Tom is the best masterdater I've ever seen!!
Kris: OMG!!11!1

by soopadickman July 30, 2006

Masterbate

Any nigg debate with the master

But master why can't I take the day off ? Stop masterbaten with me boy .

by Master in arms March 14, 2018

Masterbate

If you are a girl: when u stick two or one fingers, a dildo, or a vibrator in your vagina

If you are a boy: you use one hand and put it in a shape as if you are holding a mug then you put it around your penis and rub your hand up and down continuously

Most of the time people do it for pleasure because it should feel good!!!

Guy one: did u masterbate last night?

Guy two: yes! It felt good!

by XxdirtygurlllxX 😜 June 13, 2018

Masterkate

Notorious user on Gamefaqs who's name spawned from a joke on masturbating.

I like to masterkate when I am alone.

by Budum1 December 3, 2006

Masterdate

When you masterbate before a date to insure you last longer when you take them home later.

Steve: “oh man, i haven’t been on a date in awhile.. i hope i don’t bust too quick”

Jerry: “bro, just masterdate, works every time!”

by sawampa March 14, 2019