Masterbation

The art of making your peepee bigger by stroking it

Mom I won compitition for my nice masterbation

by Bigger ligma December 4, 2019

stealth masterbating

When one wacks off as quietly as possible so as to not disturb the people in the same room.

Sam: I hope no one notices I am stealth masterbating
Girl friend: Sam ... are you wacking off!!!!
Sam: Oh Shit!

by themanwiththeplan9192 April 4, 2010

Masterbating Monkey

A primate creature who masterbates.

"Monkey Masterbation Spotting" has become a hobby in the South American State of illinois. A well known competitor in the sport of of Monkey Masterbation Spotting is Fred Phelps, a very vocal and fanatically religeous biggot.

The monkey wrapped his primate hand around his primate pink penis, and masterbated furiously untill he fell out of his tree. Fred Phelps watched in glee as he photographed the event so he could show the pictures to his family.

by Gordon Freeman October 31, 2004

masterbate

The way noobs to "Masturbation" spell it.

"Yo dude! Lets go masterbate together!", said the 10 year old.
"Hell yeah!", replied the old man.

by MasterMastur. September 3, 2009

Masterbation

1. Masturbation after one attains a new rank or does an important feat, or anything that would make one feel important.

2. Masturbation while in a rank of power or authority.

"Today was a great day, I won the spelling bee then i Masterbated."

"Dude you're 9... masterbation?"

"Feels Good man."

by KooKid October 23, 2009

Masterbatory

adj. Something which is great fun to do but is completely pointless or without useful purpose.

Person 1: "hey have you checked out that farming app on facebook?"

Person 2: "yeah, it's totally masterbatory!"

by tickletackle November 28, 2010

mastearbate

To intentionally cause oneself to cry.

We caught Jeff mastearbating in front of a chick because he thought it'd get him laid.

Lets mastearbate together.

by paradox222 April 29, 2008