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Martha

Martha is very protective over her friends and never gives up she has a strong personality and never gives up, she never stops worrying and wants to help everyone who believes they should hurt themselves, she listens to you and never lets people believe that they are worthless, she is very friendly and is a tiny bit crazy.
'Martha is a crazy person but is one of my closest friends'
by Method June 4, 2019
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Las Vegas death march

Any exhaustingly and/or exasperatingly long walk through Las Vegas, usually resulting from a gross misjudgment of the distance between points due to the flat landscape and oversized buildings.
Dad led us on another Las Vegas death march today - "Oh, come on, we're not wasting good money on a taxi! Rio is right over there!" You'd think he'd learned his lesson after the Circus Circus fiasco!
by RevWaldo October 20, 2010
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March 9

Person: oh boy it’s March 9! Time to kick a baby today!
by PizzaDrinker October 16, 2019
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March 26th

People born on this day are one of a kind. They’ll be one of the funniest people you meet and they’ll have crackhead energy. Along with being funny they have very flirty personality’s, So don’t let them go.
Kid 1: Haha he’s so funny, when’s his birthday?
Kid 2: I think March 26th
Kid 1: Oh cool what a day to have a birthday.
by DirtWad October 16, 2019
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March 2nd

It’s March 2nd slap your partners ass day
It’s March 2nd slap your partners ass day
by 22333773 March 1, 2020
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March 23

The day that the most sexy crackhead was born. ( if you are born on this day you are most likely to smoke hella weed)
The definition of "March 23" is your a sexy crackhead.
by Sexy crackhead November 11, 2019
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March 10

girls born on march 10 are the most thoughtful and caring girls. she will come through when you need her. listen here, if your name (guys) starts with c, g, or j, THIS GIRL WILL HOLD YOU FOREVER DONT EVER LET GO! she hates talking about herself and will do anything to make sure you're happy. she might have a weird sense of humor that will definitely confuse you, but she will listen to everything you have to say. she wants to know all about your life, family and friends and even what you're doing in the kitchen. she just wants a glimpse into other's life and it genuinely makes her happy when someone finds her creative. she thinks of all her guys friends as her brother and she'll treat you like one too. please don't ever hurt her, she literally deserves everything.
Person 1: "hey when's your birthday?"
Person 2: "march 10 why"
Person 1: "please don't leave me you're so special"
by daddysbigtummy October 19, 2019
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