brown expo marker rage

When an innocent request for an obscure office supply is sent out to a group of coworkers via e-mail and one or more of the recipients demands you remove them from your address book.

Hey, did you see that crazy e-mail today?

Yeah!! That was some crazy brown expo marker rage!!

by sgtpepperanderson January 16, 2009

brandon c margera

bam margera's real name. the c stands for cole. when bam was little he always ran into things so his grandpa called him bam. that's what i heard at least.

brandon cole margera

by loonyangel April 17, 2006

bam margera

The Biggest sell-out in the skate boarding industry. Steals ideas and logos from bands. Stars in a scripted show, where he pays his parents to act suprised while he does unnecessary actions. Spokes person for deodorant (with powerstripe). Eats shit, and rides on the name of his brothers band (CKY), and flaunts the logo for HIM.

All the little wiener kids at skateparks who stand at the bottom of ramps, wear pink Bam shirts. I hate that guy. His moles make me want to puke. I hope he cuts his own dick off when he falls on his giant gay belt buckle. I blame him for the fall of skate boarding.

by Dickie Roberts August 30, 2005

Bam biggity bam biggity bam Margera

Compton Ass Terry's pet name for Bam Margera from Viva La Bam.

on the phone: "Bam biggity bam biggity bam Margera"

by ~Princess~ April 30, 2005

bam margera

there is only one definition for bam margera, and that is, a bleeding douche-bag, flaming butt-pirate, cum guzzling dick muffin.....yes, dick muffin. he is the single biggest sell-out in skatboarding history. he is a gaint leech that sucks the talent off other famous people's balls..... why the F*** is he famous!?

bam margera dose'nt do shit on jack-ass, and any other show he's been on is completely scripted...douche.

by the gentlemen thief November 10, 2009

marker rape

when someone writes on you without your knowing untill you've already been marked on OR!
when someone writes on you with your consent, but you didnt know what they were gonna write.
OR!!
when someone marks on you against your will, and you cants stop 'em!!

places:hand, arm, face, inner thigh

1. i was marker raped in history class, at least it was a highlighter....
2. oh noes!!! i thought she was gonna draw a flower on me hand but she drew a cock!!! O.O!!!
3. my friend and her friends are so crazy!! they marker raped her inner thigh with Sharpie WTF!!!??

by squidelli_spooch February 11, 2007

bam margera

queer. faggot. assrammer. cocksucker. fudgepacker. tool. dick smoker. queen. homo. asspounder. asspoke. muttondagger. shit stabber. knob jockey.

Jackass 2. The only stunts performed by Bam are gettin a cock branded to his ass, takin a gold dildo to his ass (his own idea), and a couple of other things nobody cares about. Also in Jackass he is the one that volunteer's plunge Steve-O's ass after the "butt chug", he says hes gonna french kiss knoxville if he goes through with "the riot bomb", he puts his ass in Aaron's face after "the big tire race" and he's the only guy that cries in the whole movie and he does it twice (after "riot bomb" and when they surprise him with the cobra after "the wind tunnel".) all in all what im really trying to say is that there is NO way that Bam Margera is straight.

by aarondix January 7, 2007