P-Town Handshake

The act of two men jerking each other off while standing and facing one another. Named after Provincetown, Massachusetts, which is a very gay area of Cape Cod.

Damn that dude is fuckin' sexy. If I met him, I'd introduce myself with a firm P-Town Handshake.

by dantheman3384 January 12, 2010

Rabbi's Handshake

When you're a Jewish Prophet but you need to nut bad so you give yourself a handy since you can't let any of the dirty heathens touch your holy trinity.

Peter walked in on the Lord Savior, Jesus of Nazareth, preforming a divine Rabbi's Handshake with his wooden cross.

by Orgasmic Crouton September 22, 2017

six finger handshake

A special handshake that can only be preformed by two males in which each man grabs the others penis and they “shake”
Essentially a mutual handjob

“Me and Tim are gonna be friends forever. We shook on it with a six finger handshake.”

by DaDingus October 15, 2018

swamp ass handshake

Wiping your sweaty swamp ass and shaking the unknowing person 's hand.

I don't like that person, I just gave them a "swamp ass handshake." Look they can't figure out what that smell is on their hand.

by Boushea (BB) March 13, 2020

Holly Handshake

To give someone a casual handjob.

Can be used as a greeting, or a goodbye. Could also be substituted for a kiss.

Also, is a trademark of a someone...you know who you are!!

Any Random Guy At All: Oh, Hey there!

Holly: Hey there, let's fuck!

**holly handshake**

by NateDawg! February 27, 2008

Scottish handshake

A swig of hard liquor straight from the bottle, preferably before midday.

Mate, pass us the old Scottish handshake, I'm melting

by Dr. Novice October 4, 2019

Spunk Handshake

When you either knowingly or accidentally shake someones hand with a stringy glob of spunk (sperm) attached to your hand.

The globule is then transferred to the person and they wipe it off in confusion. Usually they are too embarrassed to ask what it is but will often sniff it.

Pokey was spun out on cheap bath tub crank and furiously beat off into an oven mitt. He thought he got all of the jizz wiped up when he was done, but a little was left over on his hand.

Pokey then went to his dealer's house to shoot up and unknowingly gave him a spunk handshake.

by Jrubadub December 29, 2010