Miasexual

Being obsessed wit Mia Kristal BEVONAVENTURE

I am Miasexual

by Deeeeewz March 3, 2022

Masksexual

An individual who derives so much excitement and pride from wearing their covid-19 mask, The experience some level of sexual arousal.

Yo, did you see that masksexual strap that face diaper on? It's like he's single-handedly defeating covid by wearing it.

by Rookie Sensation July 22, 2022

Manusexual

To be sexualy attracted by hands. To prefer to masturbate instead of having sexual intercourse with men and women.

We manusexuals prefer to be home alone and have a nice time instead of hooking up with someone.

by Smultronic June 13, 2015

mensexual

A horny teenage girl who is totally turned on by all of her male teachers. She is usually crazy in a few ways and needs mental help due to her peculiar attraction to the young and married male ‘specimens’.

My friend is soooooo mensexual. It’s just sad.

by Shadow_Dude January 27, 2018

melosexual

some one is in love with people whose name is melissa stack

wow! im so melosexual right now for that melissa girl.

by rossay January 8, 2009

Minsexual

A person who is romantically or sexually attracted to the minions from the “despicable me” franchise

“woah dude I never knew you were minsexual!”
“Mom, Dad I’m minsexual”

by hobo189 February 5, 2021

Maxsexual

These people have usernames starting with the word "Float". They stink of fish all the time, aren't attractive, and give off really bad vibes. This person also follows the religion of the flying spaghetti monster while considering every popcorn they create as an individual god. When the popcorn is yellow, they call it a female. When it is plain white, they call it a male. When it is dipped, they call it their "true love". It is very strange to have this sexuality, which is why people are most likely a stranger to other friend groups & will get called out if they follow this sexuality & is NOT a part of the LGBTQ+ community. Oh Oh, and they wear meatballs on their head as a sign.

Person 1: Hey, everyone! Please list your sexualities to initiate the process.

Person 2: I'm bisexual.

Person 1: Okay you pass. You may go see heaven. What about the guy with meatballs on his head?

Person 3: I'm Maxsexual.

*everyone gasps.*

Person 1 & everyone else repeat a trance to let an earthworm eat person 3.

by hipeepsrandompeephere November 15, 2020