macterialism

The inordinate, overwhelming desire to possess and flaunt each and every new Apple release.

Since I saw Johnny's new iPhone, I succumbed to macterialism and started to despise my Blackberry.

by mrshappycamper April 4, 2010

AO macker

someone who sits in AOL chatrooms all day long and chats with women or men.

Rob is such an AO macker. His buddy list is full of random chicks from all different chatrooms.

by Kim P July 9, 2006

Bro-mancer

A person who can conroll the hearts and minds of any bro he comes into contact with. This requires the person to have intimate knowledge of the bro code and the inner working of a bros mind. Usualy this individual is a hardcore bro, thus not imune to other bro-mancers. (Not to be confused with bromance)

Dude you are a master bro-mancer. That guy is a bromancer. bromance bromancer bro mancer

by Deoin September 5, 2013

Port Mackerel

The act of defecating inside the vagina of a menstruating woman, which gives the turd a red hue. Expel it from the vagina afterwards and if it is in tact, you have yourself a port mackerel, also known as, a turd covered in tomato sauce.

Baby you make me so horny, I want to give you a port mackerel.

by GunaDK July 3, 2015

Testicular Mancer

When a man suddenly gains enough cocky bravery to face a dilemma or challenge which he was previously afraid to do.

Such a feeling simulates the results of one's testicles expanding due to a tumor, which explains the combination of the words "Man" and "Cancer". With his newfound "big balls", a man will stop being a whiney bitch and achieve his goals.

One experiencing Testicular Mancer will gain a short term badass attitude, shortly followed by sweating, crying, and proclaiming "Holy shit, did I just do that?!"

Paul: "Hey, did you hear? Randy just asked out Judy on a date!"
John: "Man, that guy has come down with serious case of Testicular Mancer..."

by MAN SANDWICH October 27, 2008

macerena

dance in which fobs love to take part in.

let's do the macerena because we think it's cool, meanwhile the cool girl of the school stares and laughs and then you'll never be popular and are doomed to eat lunch on a toilet seat with the dawsons creek theme song playing in the background.

by Artmiz June 17, 2008

Mackeral Fart

A gasous odor omitting from either a human or dog's anus that combines the smell of typical anal glands, with the raunchous smell of a bloody mackeral laid out for days in the back of a boat.

Damn, have you been by Merle's office recently? Makes me want to puke on a mackeral every time I walk by. That guy is laying mackeral farts down left and right.

by Bling, The Original February 12, 2008