lemon mouth

A game, usually played while drinking, where you put a lemon slice in your mouth and suck on it as long as possible. Unlike in the game of life, the person who sucks the longest wins.

First seen in the "Prince" episode of New Girl.

"Surrounded by celebrities and millionaires, and you dingbats are playing lemon mouth. Rind me, woman." -Schmidt

by Kelsey McJon February 4, 2014

Got Damn Stupid Mother Fucking Piece of Shit Lemon What Fuckin Kraut Designed This Shitbox

A mechanic's way of saying "I'm having trouble working on this car."

"Dan, how's the transmission on my BMW coming along?"
"Got Damn Stupid Mother Fucking Piece of Shit Lemon What Fuckin Kraut Designed This Shitbox"

by DeepFriedPedos December 7, 2020

lemonfinger

When one picks one's rectum and then takes the finger to someone's nose and asks: "Do you smell lemon?"

Bob: "Hey, did you ever lemonfinger anyone in school?"
Gary: "Yeah, I did it to my shop class teacher!"
Connie: "Dear bin Laden, please take me now..."

by Burt Milhorse Eriksson April 18, 2021

Raspberry lemonade

When a man is on top of a woman giving her good dick and and she squirts. He flips her over and drink her squirt off her asshole. The sweetness of the pussy juice and the tartness of the booty is reminiscent of raspberry lemonade.

Man I had to change the mattress pad after Ol’ girl came over. Shorty was cumming hard giving me all the raspberry lemonade to drink.

by Detective Mike Lowry August 8, 2019

Lemon Haze

A bomb form of marijuana that has a lemon taste. Very strong cannabis and was actually a 2008 Cannabis Cup winner.

Man i had some Lemon Haze the other day and i was high all day.

by Ca.Ri November 22, 2009

Richard Laymon

Richard Laymon, Bram Stoker Award winning American author, (1947-2001)

"If you've missed Laymon, you've missed a treat." --Stephen King

Richard Laymon wrote disturbing, slightly sick and perhaps a bit perverted horror stories. He always took his stories a bit darker and further than Stephen King. He was never afraid of going for the gross-out.
Stephen King, Dean Koontz and Bentley Little were all Laymon fans.
Due to trouble with editors (censorship) in the U.S.A., his work is better known in Europe, Australia and the rest of the world, where his work is published in 15 languages.
Luckily for his American fans, many of Laymon's books are being restored to their original uncut form.

"No one writes like Laymon, and you're going to have a good time with anything he writes." --Dean Koontz

"One of horror's rarest talents" -- Publishers Weekly

An International Bestselling Author, Richard Laymon writes awesome horror stories such as "Beast House", "Darkness, Tell Us," and "The Traveling Vampire Show" and "the Woods are Dark."

by Charles_U_Farley October 2, 2010

Lemon Diesel

Lemon Diesel marijuana is West coast Diesel crossed with Lemon Skunk marijuana, very sweet, lemony and its smoke is very light, makes you happy and silly for hours on end, beautiful strain of marijuana, very crystally and hairy. Amazing

Gimme that lemon diesel bro, i want to smoke that shit, im going to love life in 5 mins.

by Drew Gumm June 15, 2008