lutterworth

small leicestershire town where Frank Whittle pioneered jet propulsion...

...sadly, none of this genius is apparent today. It is sheer luck that this town has a police station as there is a horrific drug problem, leading to other crimes also. The drug problem can be located particuarly in the local park and round back of netto where employees often take time off to smoke a little moroccan hashish.

#1: you ever been lutterworth?
#2: yeah got drugged to my eyeballs there once, then ended up robbing netto.
#1: Really!?!
#2: yeah kicked lynda in the face.

by Frank Whittle.......ghost. January 26, 2007

Lustery

ADJ: A term used by General Effects colorguard judges to describe well costumed male performers.

"I like the young man in the hat, it gives him a very romantic and LUSTERY feel..."

by StraightGuardGuy March 14, 2010

lottery

(n.) 1. A satanic device invented by the government to exhort billions of dollars from the populace. It might as well just be called another tax.

"After taxes, your two billion dollars of lottery money comes to...fifty-five cents. Have a nice day." "Noooooooo!!!!!!! I HATE CONGRESS!!!"

by Razukin December 1, 2002

Polish Lottery

A large payout or windfall that vests over too long of a period for it to be useful.

I won the polish lottery: one dollar an year for a million years!

by moonpolysoft October 19, 2009

lutter

A Northern Irish term used as the word penis is used.

"I could never be a lesbian, I love the lutter too much"
"The size of that guy's lutter"

by alexilaiho December 25, 2007

lottery ticket

A baby that is born to a unsuccessfull woman "baby mama" and a very rich man.

She gave birth to her lottery ticket yesterday

by bubblez1970 January 9, 2012

Blow Job Lottery

When a guy hopes that by doing the right things (sex acts or otherwise) for a girl, he can get a blow job. This can result in either winning (getting a blow job) or losing (not getting a blow job).

Guy #1: I was totally messing around with this chick last night and I won the Blow Job Lottery!
Guy #2: Drinks for everybody!

by Hector Barbosa August 3, 2010