The one female person in your close circle of friends, who will always react to dirty jokes and moan randomly. She is more energetic than every other person you might know.
by Pullover101001 September 19, 2021
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by Sparkle One November 24, 2021
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Not much of a holler-er, but I like to borrow her lips,
Bringin' out the best in me, 'specially if she's a swallower~My music sticks in fans veins like an IV~Nobody light-skinded reppin harder since Ice-T
You disagree, take the Tyson approach and bite me!
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