Loaded Beef

It refers to a fart by someone who is a total gas bag who farts chronically every 5 minutes. It is advised to stay at a distance from the source at a 5 mile radius. The UN has recently outlawed the use of loaded beef as a weapon in war.

Come to Taco Bell for a Loaded Beef Burrito for only 89 cents!

by George the Hamster man October 30, 2013

loaded cart

When a person passes cum out of their ass during a fart.

Hours after my boyfriend dropped his load in my ass, I totally carted in my panties. He gave me a loaded cart.

by Bloodstaingirl June 22, 2016

Loaded Dangler

The feeling of a piece of poop shooting out of your intestines and into your rectum.

My turd was so big that I had a Loaded Dangler.

by FreshDangler April 6, 2016

loaded yam

When sloppy seconds goes wrong due to the lack of adequate time for clensing between the first and second session. The receiving vessel becomes locked up or jammed due to miscellaneous accoutrements, often preventing further intercourse.

She said I was the first customer of the evening, but it was clear that I was dealing with a loaded yam.

by Super Steve June 1, 2017

loaded gloves

When a boxer removes the padding Inside the gloves for maximum impact ie Collins vs Resto

Mayweather won the fight because he had Loaded gloves, automatic disqualification from match

by sidmon69 October 20, 2019

loaded weekend

You had so many things to do on this weekend that you didn't have time to relax.

That was a loaded weekend. I didn't even have time to sleep.

by Lord_Zex June 14, 2021

Loaded Taco

When you shit, cum, piss and fart all in the same time

Guy 1- Man, my girl gave me loaded taco
Guy 2- the fuck?

by Smeemmachine May 9, 2022