laymansplaining

Non-scientist condescendingly explaining to scientists what science is. (cf mansplaining)

Person: "This magical crystal will cure cancer and fix your broken love life."
Scientist: "No it won't. But thanks for the laymansplaining."

by Chem1885 June 17, 2018

Laycation

Defines what one does after being laid off from work. Actions are determined how much cash, credit or the size of a buy-out package.

A Laycation can include but not be limited to:
1)Going to live in your parents basement to read the compendium of Mad Magazine until market conditions improve. (ie. No cash flow)
2)A bike tour through Mexico.(ie. enough cash flow)
3) Going to live in Provence, France to hone your culinary skills and relax. (ie. Lots of cash)

by Gimlet Swiller December 31, 2008

lycanthrobe

Lycanthrobe is long term for lycan, someone who is a werewolf that can change at will.

Vikki: I'm ganna drain the blood of you, Marks, and you'll be sorry then!
Marks: Vikki...you can't kill me.
Vikki: I'm a goddamn vampire yes I can!
Marks: I'm a Lycanthrobe >:)
*Changes*
Vikki: WTF?!HAX!?
*Eats Vikki* lol, kek.

by Keshicus May 23, 2007

Lacan

A Pirate with a higher intellect then usual pirates. Tends to be a smartass most of the time.

That Lacan made fun of me.

by w00t October 25, 2004

Layland

On a stag weekend in Prague Skadger Layland thought the czech lovely he was poppin asked him to whip his johnny off and jizz on her. When he obliged she screamed and ran off.

I was humpin this bird the other night and I pulled a Layland, she was not impressed, it took hours to get the spunk out of her hair

by British Bobsleigh Team January 28, 2005

Lacan

The little boy who was 18, had no friends, threatened to commit suicide, and has no penis

Look! It's Lacans older brother!

by Harrabcat March 30, 2004

lycanthrophobia

The fear of becoming a werewolf.

Prior to seeing New Moon, Julie had a severe case of lycanthrophobia. Seeing Jacob Black topless cured her completly.

by Rae of Sunshine February 22, 2010