smurf lawnmower

When someone takes a electric trimmer and uses it to shave a strip through another person's hair. E.g., what the Grinch does to the mayor with the electric trimmer.

Katy made me so mad today, I'm going to Smurf lawnmower her in her sleep.

by deadviserion December 2, 2017

Stinky Lawnmower

The act of vigorously pulling out a large strand of anal beads from anothers butt hole. Similar to the quick jerking motion used to pull start a Lawnmower.

Nothing says "I'm revved up and ready for anal" better than starting the night off with a few pulls of The Stinky Lawnmower.

by Dr. Von Twatstein February 11, 2013

Angie the Lawnmower

Angie the Lawnmower is a great product to use. Angie the Lawnmower will be sure to do the job when your LAWN needs to be MOWED *heavy breathing* it’s easy to spot Angie the Lawnmower because it’s the only lawnmower with BIG eyes making it unique. You can find Angie the Lawnmower at Home Depot. If you decide to purchase Angie the Lawnmower you won’t be disappointed. Never a dull moment with Angie the Lawnmower (literally)

“What lawnmower should we get to do the job?”
“How about that Angie the Lawnmower over there?”
“SOLD!”

by Angie did it December 11, 2018

starting a lawnmower

The act of performing vaginal sex on your partner while yanking a long string of anal beads from their rectum.

My partner and I tried a new sexual position last night called starting a lawnmower.

by omg i knew that? November 27, 2013

Missouri lawnmower

The act of performing cunnilingus with braces and simultaneously removing pubic hairs, one-by-one, by getting them stuck in the wires of said braces.

Dude, I gave my girlfriend's sister a Missouri lawnmower after I got my braces tightened at the orthodontist.

by DuckButterKing September 25, 2013

persian lawnmower

The act of engaging in Anal sex while reaching around and give them a good ole shave job in there pubic region.

Sad man: Man my wife wont shave her pussy
Happy man:Give her the old persian lawnmower
Sad man:time to get the bushhog

by yourwhalecum69 July 2, 2014

Italian Lawnmower

(verb)- to Shave someones back while having sexual intercourse with that being, weather alive or dead.

I totaly need to Italian Lawnmower Gina, she needs it.

by a_man_with_no_arms September 27, 2006